thebes Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I need your help. So, I pick up the twins from the airport when they return from the manicurists convention. Take em to my place and give them a present-new bikinis Id ordered from Rio de Janeiro. They put them on and I take them out to the backyard where Id set up a brand new trampoline. Tickles gets this wonderfully exuberant smile on her face and starts heading over to the trampoline when Tawny stops her. Appears shed noticed the camcorder Id set up on its stand next to my chair. Tawny whispers something in Tickles ear, they both turn towards me staring daggers. They grab up their clothes, dont even bother to change, strut off with heads held high, and sped off in their convertible. So I go into full damage mode and show up outside their balcony with a Mariachi Band. Apparently they are amused by the giant sombrero Im wearing and so they relent enough to let me them take them dancing on Saturday. Now its summer in DC and the club scene is a little slow. Got a good friend whos a DJ at a downtown club and he says hell play anything I want and the crowd will go along. Ok the shooters will be lined up and Im ready to bust some moves. Need some dance music here! Lets get going the gals are waiting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 I,....I.....can't stop LMAO....your situations always bring Zappa to mind.....I must stop reading this stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 What no Temptations ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Speaker Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ROTFLMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted August 13, 2004 Author Share Posted August 13, 2004 The Temptations are for later. Man, you guys got to start helping me out here. Tickles is going to be wearing her Catholic Schools Girls outift with her hair in twin ponytails. I'll tell you about what Tawny's up to later. Need some energy music dudes, Somthin to put some moves to. Somebody here must know more then how to dance the waltz with thier mother at a wedding reception. Let's go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1101 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Sounds like you need some Grover Washington Jr. "Mister Magic"...... That oughta take care of the situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Saturday night fever, staying alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Speaker Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Keep your sombrero on! The Mighty Dub Kats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ---------------- On 8/13/2004 6:15:33 PM thebes wrote: I need your help. ---------------- Thebes, you are obviously a very sick individual, who needs some very serious help! Therefore I would be glad to offer my help anytime of the night or day. Just tell me where, when, and I'll be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 ---------------- On 8/13/2004 7:11:10 PM thebes wrote: The Temptations are for later. Man, you guys got to start helping me out here. Tickles is going to be wearing her Catholic Schools Girls outift with her hair in twin ponytails. I'll tell you about what Tawny's up to later. Need some energy music dudes, Somthin to put some moves to. Somebody here must know more then how to dance the waltz with thier mother at a wedding reception. Let's go. ---------------- Oh Lord.....Please let Tawny be wearing the "Little Bo Peep" outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 Obviously you need to have a 3 piece Kazoo ensemble serenade the three of you with "There will be a Hot time in the Old Town Tonight" ....Trust me ..A Garanteed Panty remover !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triceratops Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Well Thebes, It's a little tough not knowing the twins as well as you do... How about some POLKA MUSIC from Al Yankovic--Weird Al's Dad? "Roll Out the Barrel" always seems to get the party started at the weddings I've been to in upstate PA! Or maybe "Brick House" by the Isley Bros? Or maybe "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top? I think the sombrero qualifies you for that description! Give the twins a kiss for me... Best in horns, triceratops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazman Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 ---------------- On 8/14/2004 12:08:39 AM triceratops wrote: Or maybe "Brick House" by the Isley Bros? triceratops ---------------- "Brick House"= Ohio Players Klipsch out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipschfoot Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 "We Like to Party" Venga Boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerin Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 BEASTIE BOYS....NO SLEEP TILL BROOKLYN...OR BRASS MONKEY..A WHOLE LOT OF JIGGLIN IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 "Better off Alone" Alice DJ lots of remixes out there Other possibilities: "Vital Idol" by Billy Idol, Metallica I've partied with a lot of young filipinas over the past few years. Believe it or not, when they hear some of the old stuff from Modern Talking, the girls instinctively start to move, though the other dudes and I don't really want to hear it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audio Flynn Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 At some point "Love Shack" by the B52s has to be involved. AND Very late when the setting is calm...Barry White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triceratops Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 ---------------- On 8/14/2004 1:12:30 AM jazman wrote: "Brick House"= Ohio Players ---------------- Doh!! I knew I should have looked it up before attributing that to the Isleys! Actually, Jazman, I think we're both wrong. It should have been the Commodores! Boogie on down, Thebes! Best in horns, triceratops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 ---------------- On 8/14/2004 7:08:14 AM krustyoldsarge wrote: "Better off Alone" Alice DJ lots of remixes out there Other possibilities: "Vital Idol" by Billy Idol, Metallica I've partied with a lot of young filipinas over the past few years. Believe it or not, when they hear some of the old stuff from Modern Talking, the LBFM's instinctively start to move, though the other dudes and I don't really want to hear it..... ---------------- Sarge, I wonder how many know what a LBFM is? Don't ask! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted August 14, 2004 Share Posted August 14, 2004 Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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