nicholtl Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I actually just leave the music off. People usually get the hint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnyholiday Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Yoko Ono,she did an album back when ,an we use to bet people they could not get ,threw both sides,an the b-side never had to see the needle, before we had pocket money,it's so bad i have a mental block as to the name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomac Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Hank Williams will do it. Even I have to be in the right mood to listen to Hank and it's never apt to be in our house. Just to be perfectly clear, there are times I love old Hank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubes Horns and Buds Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Great thread. I will have to go with any Grateful Dead with Donna Godchaeux singing. There is a particularly awful Scarlet Begonias/Fire on the Mountain that she butchers that I use regularly for neighbor that has a Budweiser seemingly glued to his hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 I pull out the cake batter!! Whoo hoooooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Spock sings! After the initial curiosity wears off, this is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Even canaries don't like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codhead Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arthurs Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/prozak This is pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ---------------- On 4/9/2005 8:34:45 AM codhead wrote: I'll sure second that Yoko Ono album. Got one of hers in a stack of freebies once. Went from the turntable right to the trash. In the one song that I still remember, she was yelling like Tarzan - in a voice that reminded me of two cats gettin' it in the bushes. In the last 25 years, I've not heard anything that even comes close. ---------------- Was this the one? I use it to peel paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 I just hide the booze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Songer Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ---------------- On 4/8/2005 7:46:56 PM garymd wrote: Disregard my last post. John Coltrane's "Ascension." ---------------- At VERY high volume! Here's one that might work even BETTER. I still remember clearly the day I bought this LP back in the mid-1970's after reading a review somewhere. I brought it home, slit the shrink and slapped it on my old AR table and almost ran from the room. Now I really, really LIKE this record, but have been known to play it at ear-splitting volumes when the neighbors get unruly! You can find the original LP on ebay for less than ten bucks in mint condition (I'll bet most copies were played VERY sparingly!) and I think it should be in EVERYONE'S arsenal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 When I want people to leave I simply disconnect my Cornwall's and hook up my La Scala's Works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Emerson, Lake and Palmer's "Toccata" from Brain Salad Surgery would probably work OK on most. With the In Laws, I could envision lots of Frank Zappa tunes that would serve the purpose (Dinah-Moe Humm comes to mind, for example). But turning it off usually is the most effective - and least offensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 I think that most people, regardless of sexual orientation, would run away if you pulled this out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ---------------- On 4/9/2005 11:04:46 AM Piranha wrote: When I want people to leave I simply disconnect my Cornwall's and hook up my La Scala's http://forums.klipsch.com/idealbb/images/smilies/6.gif"> Works every time. ---------------- LMAO! Trying to pick a fight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codhead Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ---------------- On 4/9/2005 11:04:46 AM Piranha wrote: When I want people to leave I simply disconnect my Cornwall's and hook up my La Scala's Works every time. ---------------- Garymd wrote LMAO! Trying to pick a fight? ---------------- Yeah, Craig is away at AK fest, so Pirhana's off the hook - for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r.cherry Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 i am certain yoko would drive the fleas out if there were any i couldn't do that to an enemy let alone a friend or family... and even if i did, i wouldn't know if they were going to leave till they joined me outside as i would be the first to go!!! and besides if they are in my house at 3 am i must like them some, so crack another beer and play something nice they will go away soon enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ---------------- On 4/8/2005 8:55:27 PM William F. Gil McDermott wrote: Bagpipes might do it. Q.: Why are bagpipers always marching? A.: To get away from the annoying sound. Smile Gil ---------------- I thought it was because it's harder to hit a moving target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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