Ceptorman Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (to go with the golf reference) If you got stung between the 1st and 2nd hole, your stance is too wide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 I said PING PONG balls! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "Shoot the dog" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 He killed my dog. So I gutted him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 "He never could tell a joke." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 4, 2015 Author Share Posted August 4, 2015 " That's easy. His first name is Willie, and his last name is either Taylor, or Turner." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 Sancho, Sancho, Sancho....go the heII to bed. Do you not see what time it is! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 "Old dyers never fade, they just soldier away." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 He gonna focus. Bofus? My now 91 year-old mother-law told this joke at a family gathering a few years ago. I'm still not sure if she got it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 "They said if you have sex annually, you should get checked for AIDS; so my wife & I got checked." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) ...Ja, but this Fokker was a Messerschmitt! Edited August 5, 2015 by muel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 My wife ran off with a police officer years ago and I thought you were bringing her back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 "They get sand in their Schlitz" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 5, 2015 Author Share Posted August 5, 2015 "Free Whine with your supper." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) I said PING PONG balls! Ouch! I had tennis elbow once and that really hurt, but... Edited August 5, 2015 by Zen Traveler 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 5, 2015 Share Posted August 5, 2015 (edited) "It's the beer that made Mel Famie walk us." Edited August 6, 2015 by DizRotus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 the world unanimously supports it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 6, 2015 Share Posted August 6, 2015 That's what she said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 That's not what her sister said. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 7, 2015 Share Posted August 7, 2015 "If you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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