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You know you're old when you complain about the "music" your grandkids are listening to and you constantly tell them to turn it down! Hmmmmm?

My kids tell ME to turn the music down!  EHHH?

 

Mine left home, i should have "Ampped Up" a looong time ago.

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Talking to grand daughter the other day she is 6 I think...lol. I was trying to get her ready for the cycle of life. She said to me....Papa your not old.....old people don't ride bicycles 25 miles a day.......made feel pretty good. I think I will keep her around. Rick

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You know you're old when your 9 year old granddaughter has to show you how to use your new smartphone. What the hell do I need this new-fangled thing for anyway??? The last thing you learn is how to make a phone call!

AND....

You used to think how dumb your grandparents and parents were when you always had to hook up their VCR and keep explaining over and over how to use it!

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I'm 52, my wife is 11 years younger. I don't think I look my age, I certainly don't feel it. I told her the average male dies 6 years before the female, so she'll have 17 years of life after I'm gone :D

I asked her if she would re-marry, she didn't like that question!

How can she??

That is just like the question when she asks you if this dress makes me look fat???

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Talking to grand daughter the other day she is 6 I think...lol. I was trying to get her ready for the cycle of life. She said to me....Papa your not old.....old people don't ride bicycles 25 miles a day.......made feel pretty good. I think I will keep her around. Rick

My maternal Grandfather was riding his bike in his 80s up until within a year of when he died.

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