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Either that or take me to the taxidermist and then they can each take turns displaying me in their homes.

 

GAck!  :wacko:

 

You have given this waaay too much thought.  :rolleyes:

 

well my siblings didn't like the idea, so i guess the offer is open to forum members now...just don't put the sign up sheet in the garage sale section.,,not the BS section either!

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Now that's some stiff pants, might be a little rough before they loosen up. :wacko:

 

When I used to wear them more often, they stood in a corner, and the only droop was in the suspenders.

 

Filson doesn't call them "tin pants" for nothing. Walking Oregon Coast Blackberries and Thistles this weekend...

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How do you know when you're getting older?

 

Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
Those issues of Reader's Digest just can't come fast enough.
You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
You actually want socks for Christmas.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.

 

:lol:  :lol:


 
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