twistedcrankcammer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/new-old-age_n_5365199.html You are still just a "PUP" Michael Ray! 80 is old my '***'! I am 51, 50 is definitely old! I keep going to my High School reunions and I am dumb founded how ugly the women are that I graduated with! Yes..... We are all old! Roger Damn Roger don't say that I'm 66! When was the last time you made it to a class reunion dude? Edited July 22, 2015 by twistedcrankcammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/new-old-age_n_5365199.html You are still just a "PUP" Michael Ray! 80 is old my '***'! I am 51, 50 is definitely old! I keep going to my High School reunions and I am dumb founded how ugly the women are that I graduated with! Yes..... We are all old! Roger Damn Roger don't say that I'm 66! When was the last time you made it to a class reunion dude? It's hard to go Roger. All the women want to take me home. Not sure what they could do with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YK Thom Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 My mother referred to herself as middle aged last month. I had to remind her that she's in her 70s. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk She is right on the money if she makes it to 140. I'm there as well if I make to 106. Better start eating more fibre or something... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiminSTL Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 (edited) How does the line go with one's children? Something like, "Be patient explaining all these new AV / Computer (fill in the blank) capabilities to me. Remember . . . I am the one who taught you how to use a spoon!" Edited July 22, 2015 by JiminSTL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiminSTL Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 True story: I remember a few years ago, approaching my car in a parking lot. Noticed a large, older car, driven by a large, older gentleman, s_l_o_w_l_y turning into the parking space next to my car, so I waited astern (Navy talk for in back of) of my car, to give him plenty of room, and not to appear to be hurrying him. Finally, he completed the positioning, and began the process of door opening, swinging his feet out, onto the ground, etc. At that point he noticed me and attempted to "hurry". Apologetically, as he succeeded in getting out and closing his door, he looked at me and said, "You know, I am 96. And I 'recently' discovered that I do not move as fast as I used to'." I assured him that I understood completely . . . . 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/21/new-old-age_n_5365199.html You are still just a "PUP" Michael Ray! 80 is old my '***'! I am 51, 50 is definitely old! I keep going to my High School reunions and I am dumb founded how ugly the women are that I graduated with! Yes..... We are all old! Roger Damn Roger don't say that I'm 66! When was the last time you made it to a class reunion dude? It's hard to go Roger. All the women want to take me home. Not sure what they could do with me. They probably do, you look young for your age and they are probably Cougars, but I assume from your reaction that they aren't much to look at either??? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I never think about being old until I try to do something. Keit Like spell your name I don't care who you are, that there is funny :) :) And we're just goofing on you KEITH 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Talking to grand daughter the other day she is 6 I think...lol. I was trying to get her ready for the cycle of life. She said to me....Papa your not old.....old people don't ride bicycles 25 miles a day.......made feel pretty good. I think I will keep her around. Rick My maternal Grandfather was riding his bike in his 80s up until within a year of when he died. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather--not like the screaming passengers that were riding in the car with him. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I think that belongs in the punchline thread. Good one though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I think that belongs in the punchline thread. Good one though. you can’t put me in a box. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nor would I want to. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiminSTL Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I think that belongs in the punchline thread. Good one though. you can’t put me in a box. Oh, I don't know. When I am called home, am thinking about having my wife stuff me into one of my KLF-30 cabinets, and push it into the Mississippi River, to wend its way to the sea, or wherever it goes--kind of like Moses in the reed basket. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Reminds me of the line "and when you die, you can be buried in them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I told my family to give me a viking funeral…put me on a raft, light it on fire, and push it into the ocean. Either that or take me to the taxidermist and then they can each take turns displaying me in their homes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Raft! No Viking settles for a raft. The taxidermy idea is hilariously Addams though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvu80 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Men don't grow up, they just grow older. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Men don't grow up, they just grow older. my best trait 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 23, 2015 Moderators Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) I stopped growing up, now I am kind of going backwards and it's more fun. Edited July 23, 2015 by dtel 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Growing older, but not up." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rummy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I hope I go in nice weather, 72 degrees would work. Just went to a family funeral on Monday at 2:00 pm at the federal cemetery here in Dallas. IT WAS HOT, NOT A DRY COLLAR OR HEAD UNDER THE AWNING. But that is assuming someone will care when I....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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