tripod Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ---------------- On 2/6/2003 4:34:40 AM djk wrote: What a charming movie. ---------------- A close second place, if not first, in the offensive race from the same movie. "Let Jesus @#$@ you" Stated over and over as she assaults herself with a crucifix. Yikes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Famous "one-liners" from the movie "Stand By Me": "Piss up a rope!" "I don't shut up, I grow up. And when I look at you I throw up. Aaaaaaah!" "Ol' Gordie just screwed the pooch!" "I'm gonna rip your head off and s#%t down your neck!" "Yeah. By the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore!" "You use your left hand or your right hand for that?" "Alright, alright. Mickey's a mouse. Donald's a duck. Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?" "What's your problem, Duchamp? He had a leech hanging from his balls...he fainted!" "You let him beat you, ya cock knocker! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!" Gordie: "Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood." Ace: "What are you gonna do...shoot us all?" Gordie: "No, Ace. Just you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikjohn Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Words to live by: "Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life son" -Dean Wormer, Animal House EJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiosulus Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper" Peace, Josh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "Animal House" is one big long quote-a-thon. We could do a thread on that flick alone. "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Well it isn't over now." "I hate those guys" Opening line from "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas": "We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold." (Doubles as great book line). Any line from the above that begins with "As your attorney, I advise you to......" Jaws has a bunch: "This better work - this is my wife's holiday roast" and "Can we go home now?" Also: "We're gonna need a bigger boat". From "Stripes": Hulka: "Whaddaya think about that Winger?" Winger: "I think it sucks". And the classic "Aunt Jemima treatment". "Didn't everyone make it with a beautiful MP"? Lethal Weapon: Mertaugh - "I'm too old for this s#it." Also: "Have you ever met anybody you DIDN'T kill?" Plus: Riggs after jumping with the suicidal maniac and being accused of suicide himself: "I'm hungry." LWII: Joe Pesci's whole speil about money laundering is a hoot - finishing with "and the best part is that you take interest deductions on payments you don't even make". "Anything you need, Leo Getz". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLUngurait Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 From "LOVE & DEATH" Countess: "How did you get to be such a great lover?" Woody Allen: "I practice alot...when I'm home alone" From "PREDATOR" Soldier: "I don't got time to bleed" From "STRIPES" Francis: "Any of you homos call me Francis...I'll kill ya!" Sgt. Hulka: "OK...Lighten up...FRANCIS" From "KINGPIN" Amish Farmer: "What are you doing" Woody Harrelson: Carrying a large bucket of milk and wearing a milk mustashe "Just milking the cow" Amish Farmer: "But we don't have a cow...Just a bull?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Groff Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Arnold S. from Total Recall: "Consider this a divorce." Gordon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tripod Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 Bueller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lancestorm Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers failed us, what does that tell you about God?!" --- Fight Club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 ---------------- On 2/6/2003 8:57:19 AM Invidiosulus wrote: "It's not a motorcycle baby, it's a chopper" Peace, Josh ---------------- "Butch, whose motorcycle is this?" "It's a chopper." "Whose chopper is this?" "Zed's." "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby, Zed's dead." What a classic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KhornKerry Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges." In: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre "If you need me just whistle. You do know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow." Lauren Bacall talking to Humphrey Bogart In: To Have and Have Not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckears Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 There are too many, and several have been listed already, but here is one bit of dialogue I like a lot: The "in-their-heads" dialogue between Josh and his chess teacher (Bruce) in "Searching for Bobby Fischer", during the championship match... B: Don't move till you see it J: I can't see it B: Don't move till you see it J: I can't see it B: Here.... let me make it easier for you... (flashback to an early lesson when Bruce knocks all the chessman on the floor)... This has become one of my favorite "little" movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowooo Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "That's what I like about those highschool girls, I get older, they stay the same age, yes they do". Matthew McConaughy--dazed and confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 I'll agree the Indianapolis story from Jaws is a show stopper. Instant sobriety. But also from that movie: When I leave this island you'll be the only rational man left. And: We're going to need a bigger boat. - - - - For pure funny, the Pink Panther series has a lot. One of the best is when the Inspector comes to the chateau and, after messing with the doorbell, the leading lady opens the door. He announces, "I am here to fix the phern." The leading lady is holding her sides and trying not to break up. It was not edited out. When the inspector has finished with the doorbell and the "phern", he announces, "There will be no charge for the doorbell." i was in a theater for the first run of the movie. Half way through my sides were aching from laughter. Near the end I wondered if I'd have the strenght to walk out. Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "Is that you in that beautiful car? Boy, what a waste of machinery." Toad driving Steve's 58' Chevy in American Graffiti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prodj101 Posted February 6, 2003 Share Posted February 6, 2003 "I'm your huckleberry" "isn't that a daisy?" Why ed baily, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it (being sarcastic and tapping on gun holster)" -Doc Holiday in Tombstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Bsmooth Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 From Ferris Bulher's Day Off, when Ferris is talking about the Ferrai, "It's so choice. . . if you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up!" another Army of Darkness, "Shut the door, what were you raised in a barn? probably was you stupid primative" "Shop smart, shop S-Mart!" "Baby, you got ugly real fast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 From 'Cool Hand Luke': "What we have heeyah...is a failure to communicate" "I'm shakin' boss, I'm shakin'" From 'Sling Blade' "Not funny ha-ha...funny queer" "Ain't got no gas in it" From 'Patton' "War is not about dying for your country. It's about getting the other bastard to die for his country." From 'Scarface' "Say hello to ma little friend" From 'Kid Cop' "I'm a cop you idiot!" From the Foghorn Leghorn cartoon character "Son, I say son, it was a joke" I'd better stop now and get back to work. I could do this all day! Tom Adams Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 From prodj101: "gordie you morphidite" "dont' call me any of your moms pet names" lol, thats one of my moms fave movies. Hey, prodj, here are a few more: "Did your mother ever have any kids that lived?" "I think Annette's **** are getting bigger." "Think so?" "Yeah, I think so." "Yeah, I think he's right. I've been noticing lately that the 'A' and the 'E' are starting to bend around the sides." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike82 Posted February 7, 2003 Share Posted February 7, 2003 From "Band of Brothers". A 101st Airborne captain is informed that his unit is surrounded. The captain replies, "We're paratroopers. We're supposed to be surrounded." Arruugh!!! Mike Sgt, B Co., 1st 508th Inf. Bn. 82nd Airborne Division Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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