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What people say on car forums...

Mighty Favog

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I found this on an Acura site I go to (well, sometimes)....

Have you ever wondered what people say on other forums?

Bentley Forums

- - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

- - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

- - -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

- - -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

- - - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

- - - When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

- - - Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

- - - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

- - -Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

- - - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

- - - Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

- - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

- - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

- - - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

- - - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

- - - How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

- - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheep, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

- - - Do our cars use AAA or AA batteries?

Ferrari forums

- - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

- - - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

- - - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

- - - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

- - - My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum

- - - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

- - - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

- - -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

- - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

- - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

- - -Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

- - - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

- - - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

Dodge SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums

- - - 13B Group-buy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums

- - -Transmission Group-buy Full stop PM'ing me

(I had this one--Replaced engine due to crank-walk and Mitsubishi still claims to have never heard of an Eagle Talon)

Supra Forums

- - -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

- - -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

- - -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

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Imperial forum

- - -Some punk kid in a Packard Carribean tried to race me.

While I was trying to find something like the above in the Imperial forum, I came accross this ACTUAL quote:

"Welcome to the club... and I see you are in the Casket Clothing business in

Las Vegas. You probably get a lot of business over there, especially when

people lose everything they have at the gaming tables.

When I was 17, I worked at William's Funeral Home in Garland, Texas, putting

the Autopsies back together. We used a "half" Tuxedo that was only the

front half on the bodies in the casket. They looked very nice, and they

were very cheap.

Do you sell any of those..."half-suits?"

I have an Imperial convertible, and on really hot days over in the valley, I

would like to have one of those Tuxedos, with an Imperial Patch on it, to

wear when driving my Imperial convertible.

It would be very cool, and I would not get so hot while driving. When I

got out of the car, I know the people in the restaurants would stare at me,

but I don't care.

Thanks in advance.."

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