sputnik Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Before you read this: Please don't judge me or feel sorry for me....I'm just sharing my story. I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so I guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning [:$] First of all, just for some background: My mom died right when I was born. She was actually really hot - but this isn't about her. I guess that's messed up to say, but whatever. I actually grew up with my dad's family - my dad had all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyway, growing up, I felt like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me - but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a lot more, except that right around the time I found the video, things got crazy and I had to leave home. My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law - I never talk about it. Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just simply wanted her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up, but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss. It wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to visit my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an interesting time. I don't think that my friend and my sister had ever "hooked up," but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. I was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she gave me this slow and passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart. I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time - I was totally over her. But I have to say, a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. [:$] Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party, my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. (Stolen from ADVrider []) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Before you read this: Please don't judge me or feel sorry for me....I'm just sharing my story. I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so I guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's messed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family - my dad had all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyway, growing up, I felt like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me - but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a lot more, except that right around the time I found the video, things got crazy and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just simply wanted her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up, but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss. It wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to visit my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an interesting time. I don't think that my friend and my sister had ever "hooked up," but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. I was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she gave me this slow and passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart. I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time - I was totally over her. But I have to say, a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party, my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jeff Matthews Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Yeah, the internet is no place for confessions. Press delete and lust in private. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Before you read this: Please don't judge me or feel sorry for me....I'm just sharing my story. I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so I guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's messed up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family - my dad had all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyway, growing up, I felt like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me - but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a lot more, except that right around the time I found the video, things got crazy and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just simply wanted her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up, but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss. It wasn't ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to visit my sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy, and even though she was my sister, I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an interesting time. I don't think that my friend and my sister had ever "hooked up," but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. I was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she gave me this slow and passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart. I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time - I was totally over her. But I have to say, a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party, my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. . JB, That is your most perfect response I have seen yet!!! Sputnik, May the force be without you!!! Roger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 you think you've got problems...i'm my own grandpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWL Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Sputnik, How bout some pics so we can all enjoy a good boner, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_Guy Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 It's been a long time since Sputnik's sister was hot, now she has just become an official spokesperson for Jenny Craig. I think she may have gotten into some bad habits when she was hanging out with some guy named Jabba that she was tied up with for awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallette Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Extraordinary Marty, you have serious threat here. Only on the Klipsch Forums. May they last forever...(or at least for my time). Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hifi jim Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I had a sister... once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 The farce is great in this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 The farce is great in this one. [Y] Well played. Mallette, I can't take the blame for this - I lifted it from a motorcycle forum. This is probably the original posting. Thebes is safely the undisputed Klipsch Potentate of Prose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 The farce is great in this one. Well played. Mallette, I can't take the blame for this - I lifted it from a motorcycle forum. Thebes is safely the undisputed Klipsch Potentate of Prose. so are you saying that your sister isn't hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 The farce is great in this one. Well played. Mallette, I can't take the blame for this - I lifted it from a motorcycle forum. Thebes is safely the undisputed Klipsch Potentate of Prose. so are you saying that your sister isn't hot? Of couse she's hot, she's the female version of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 we will all stick you with pins and keep you on track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 That, is very disturbing, and then very very funny! Had to re read in the proper context! Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Remember when you have hot twin sisters,,,incest is best,,A family that plays together stays together... My sisters are 70yrs YYEECHHH !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 I'm so glad that someone had the guts to open up this discussion, there are nights when my cat just looks at me the right way and I know what she's thinking................................................this thread is just killing me[] and I'm listening to "Lucky at Love" by Mick and suddenly I'm dangerous! OMG I can't stop laughing you sick, dark humored bastar^. ROTFLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odysseyrevolver Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 "Man Reveals Intimate Romance With Dolphin" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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