thebes Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Former New York deputy mayor Stephen Goldsmith was arrested in late July in the District for domestic violence in a dispute with his wife in their Georgetown townhouse. According to an Associated Press report, D.C. police said that Goldsmith, 64, shoved his wife, Margaret, 59, into a kitchen counter after she told him she “should have put a bullet through” him “years ago.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted September 14, 2011 Moderators Share Posted September 14, 2011 Speaking on a subject I know, yea that would do it, being caught with the twins would probably get the bullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Wives don't kill husbands. Wives with bullets in their guns do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 14, 2011 Author Share Posted September 14, 2011 she “should have put a bullet through” him “years ago.” Now it's possible she said it cause she had just finished reading a film noir short story from a 1950's "Ellery Queen" pulp mag she found in the bottom of an old chest, or she, really, really meant it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Would that be considered a "second amendment remedy?" Let's get Sharon Angle to join and ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 "'It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play the violin.' That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver." Scarlatti Tilt by Richard Brautigan. Quite possibly the best short story of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnatnoop Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 when you marry, you must decide if you want to be right.....or happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 The WAF-O-Meter is going below "0" and I'm getting the "I'm coming home for lunch" call from SWMBO.... Better hide the ammo.... [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
st. patrick Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 "Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore. "Careful, honey, it's loaded," he said, re-entering the bedroom. Her back rested against the headboard. "This for your wife?" "No. Too chancy. I'm hiring a professional." "How about me?" He smirked. "Cute. But who'd be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?" She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel. "Your wife." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 "'It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play the violin.' That's what she told the police when she handed them the empty revolver." Scarlatti Tilt by Richard Brautigan. Quite possibly the best short story of all time. Yeah, but, this is real life, and in the heat of the moment she tossed off a one liner any writer could only dream of coming up with. If Brautigan saw this he'd be on the phone trying to line up a date with her. I have been mixing this line into my conversation all week long with great dramatic effect slash hilarity. Go ahead. Try this one out on friends, loved ones and random strangers and she how they take it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 .... she tells YOU to go ahead and play around on the Klipsch Forum as she has something else to do...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 .... she tells YOU to go ahead and play around on the Klipsch Forum as she has something else to do...... [][][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiosulus Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I'd be in trouble with somebody if I used "your" like that in a sentence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djk Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 "Wives don't kill husbands. Wives with bullets in their guns do." The statistics show that women kill their husband and/or children more often than the reverse. You know you're deranged when you're standing over your dead wife with the smoking gun in your hand, call 911, and start singing 'ding-dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead..........." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 I'd be in trouble with somebody if I used "your" like that in a sentence.I don't know what you're talkin' about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 My wife once told me that if I ever cheatedon her that I would find my stereo thown out on the front lawn in the rain. ....so I bought a system that's too heavy for her to lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 It's very hard to respond to SWMBO's "discussions" about something you did (or did not do...) when you have a frying pan inserted in your mouth.... [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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