T2K Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I was out running around earlier today and decided on the way home to pick up something to eat. I looked up and made a hard left into a Jack's hamburger joint. I ordered at the speaker, she gave me the total and I drove around. At the window I handed her some cash. She said, "Oh, let me refigure that" and spit out a lesser amount. Apparently she noticed the I VOTED sticker on my shirt. I asked and she said 'you get the discount because you voted'. I took my change and drove away thinking damn, that Bernie Sanders is already working for me. K. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bella Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Hmm. A loaded start to a thread if I've ever seen one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I voted and didn't even get a sticker = story of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfbane Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 The last thing I'd want to eat is the fast food hamburger that some guy serves me after noticing a political sticker. Perhaps he voted for someone else? That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted March 1, 2016 Author Share Posted March 1, 2016 The last thing I'd want to eat is the fast food hamburger that some guy serves me after noticing a political sticker. Perhaps he voted for someone else? That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. The last thing I'd want to eat is the fast food hamburger that some guy serves me after noticing a political sticker. Perhaps he voted for someone else? That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Yeah, me too. I got a fish sandwich. The server was a young blonde girl with large breasts. K. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Strangles, or chokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I took my change and drove away thinking damn, that Bernie Sanders is already working for me. yeah; but, the guy behind you probably had to pay double. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted March 2, 2016 Author Share Posted March 2, 2016 I took my change and drove away thinking damn, that Bernie Sanders is already working for me.yeah; but, the guy behind you probably had to pay double. That's right. He got Berned. K. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfbane Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Strangles, or chokes? I like to think strangled or nuked from orbit (the ultimate way to ensure). That way they're dead before the short order cook commences chopping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Strangles, or chokes? I like to think strangled or nuked from orbit (the ultimate way to ensure). That way they're dead before the short order cook commences chopping. Either way, that guy must be pretty busy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Knew of a guy whose job it was to kill chickens. When people would ask what he did for a living? He'd tell them he was a Hired Killer. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 The last thing I'd want to eat is the fast food hamburger that some guy serves me after noticing a political sticker. Perhaps he voted for someone else? That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. The last thing I'd want to eat is the fast food hamburger that some guy serves me after noticing a political sticker. Perhaps he voted for someone else? That goes double for a piece of fried chicken from the guy who has the job of strangling them for the Colonel. Yeah, me too. I got a fish sandwich. The server was a young blonde girl with large breasts. K. She had chicken, but you wanted fish? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 that Bernie Sanders is already working for me. Bernie or Colonel? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 If it was a Bernie Sanders deal the meal would've been free and I'd have gotten the bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 If it was a Bernie Sanders deal the meal would've been free and I'd have gotten the bill. Sounds like a recipe I'd try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 If it was a Bernie Sanders deal the meal would've been free and I'd have gotten the bill. Sounds like a recipe I'd try. The Soup Nazi says: "NO FREE MEALS FOR YOU!" Rog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsoncookie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I always expect the large breasts, and get upset when I show up somewhere when it's "they sent us small chickens this time" day. Heavy, large breasts are the best deal Actually, I also prefer large drumsticks myself. YMMV. Lars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 I always expect the large breasts, and get upset when I show up somewhere when it's "they sent us small chickens this time" day. Heavy, large breasts are the best deal Actually, I also prefer large drumsticks myself. YMMV. Lars. In these parts, there are 2 factions: KFC and Church's/Hartz. I see you are a Church's/Hartz man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 In these parts, there are 2 factions: KFC and Church's/Hartz. Popeyes is the best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 In these parts, there are 2 factions: KFC and Church's/Hartz. Popeyes is the best. I like Popeyes and Chick Filet. I also love A&W's broasted chicken and they let you pick the actual pieces you want for an additional charge. I routinely get 14 legs and 4 breasts for the family, and that is where I plan on eating this afternoon + some cheese curds and Root Beer floats, yummmm! Makes twisted happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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