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Every morning for the past couple of weeks a Russian guy buys a newspaper from his local Moscow news stand.

Every morning he glances at the front page and tosses the newspaper straight in the garbage bin.

Today the newspaper seller just couldn't contain his curiosity any longer "Hey Mr.... I noticed that each morning you buy a newspaper... just take a quick look at it... and throw it away!!  Why... why do you do that??"

"I'm searching for the obituaries"

"But Mr... obituaries aren't on the front page!!!"

"The one I'm searching for will be....."

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