oldtimer Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Nicholas Goldberg: This is the slowest concert ever. It began 21 years ago and is just getting started (msn.com) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1291 Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 @oldtimer saw that the other day and was like hmmm. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff. Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 People call me self-centred. ...but that’s enough about them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parlophone1 Posted February 7, 2022 Share Posted February 7, 2022 SHE looks at him and says: I love brave men. HE looks her straight in the eyes and says: You got fat. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CWOReilly Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 16 hours ago, Woofers and Tweeters said: Reminds me of a county sheriff I once knew of. Wrecked lots of cars, so they told him he'd have to provide his own car. He drove a Mustang GT and would instigate people to speed and turn the lights on. Glad I wasn't the one dating his daughter..... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Posted February 23, 2022 Share Posted February 23, 2022 5 minutes ago, CWOReilly said: Reminds me of a county sheriff I once knew of. Wrecked lots of cars, so they told him he'd have to provide his own car. He drove a Mustang GT and would instigate people to speed and turn the lights on. Glad I wasn't the one dating his daughter..... In my home town there was a straight, almost flat stretch of road that had a posted 25 mph speed limit for about three miles, because there were several schools along the way. I was aware that it was also a speed trap, so I always drove at the limit. One dark evening about 8:00 I was driving this road, and I saw a pair of headlights behind me, coming up fast. The car got so close that I could no longer see its headlights in the mirror. So I slowed-down. The driver refused to back-off or pass, so I slowed-down more. Finally we were crawling along at less than 15 mph when he gave up, floored-it, and passed me. It was a local cop. You can guess what he was trying to do. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuzzzer Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 I made this joke up the other day while I was cleaning the building our office is in: Why did the blonde take so long to clean the 10 story office building? She cleaned the elevator on each floor. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted February 24, 2022 Share Posted February 24, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 4:43 AM, oldtimer said: Nicholas Goldberg: This is the slowest concert ever. It began 21 years ago and is just getting started (msn.com) Then there’s the 1000-year-long song called Long Player. It started to play in 1999 and will play until 2999. Surprisingly, it was composed by one of the members of the Pogues. It’s based on a 20-minute composition and is said to never repeat for the full 1000 years. Long Player is played on singing/prayer bowls, and sounds sort of like chimes. It makes for relaxing background music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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