thebes Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Johnson. Gettin old, time to keep it simple. My johnson has had numerous names over the years. Tiny Tim, The Destroyer, The Magnificent Seven, Pee Wee Herman, He Who Must Be Obeyed, Lucky, No Show, Gargantuan, Noodle, (Gruss Gott! (good god in German), Wang Dang, My Pal, Arf Arf, Dangle, God's Gift to Women, Disappearing Act, Weeeeeeeeeee!, Friendly, Peek-a-boo, Hey There, Godzilla and numerous others of a more scatological nature. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joessportster Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Richard Noggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, thebes said: Johnson. Gettin old, time to keep it simple. My johnson has had numerous names over the years. Tiny Tim, The Destroyer, The Magnificent Seven, Pee Wee Herman, He Who Must Be Obeyed, Lucky, No Show, Gargantuan, Noodle, (Gruss Gott! (good god in German), Wang Dang, My Pal, Arf Arf, Dangle, God's Gift to Women, Disappearing Act, Weeeeeeeeeee!, Friendly, Peek-a-boo, Hey There, Godzilla and numerous others of a more scatological nature. Just remember the joke is in your hand... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 4 hours ago, thebes said: Johnson. Gettin old, time to keep it simple. My johnson has had numerous names over the years. Tiny Tim, The Destroyer, The Magnificent Seven, Pee Wee Herman, He Who Must Be Obeyed, Lucky, No Show, Gargantuan, Noodle, (Gruss Gott! (good god in German), Wang Dang, My Pal, Arf Arf, Dangle, God's Gift to Women, Disappearing Act, Weeeeeeeeeee!, Friendly, Peek-a-boo, Hey There, Godzilla and numerous others of a more scatological nature. Welcome to the new member! Keith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnJ Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 @thebes Not as provoking or witty as a lot of your commentary is this still cracked me up! You've probably gone where no other has in this community.... at least out loud with proof of your statements up above. I remember hearing "Sir" Especially liked "Yes Sir" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 I appreciate your comments and forbearance on this one guys. It was one of those random thoughts we all get and soon forget, but it brought a smile to my face so I thought I'd share it. Silly, but hopefully amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 13 hours ago, thebes said: I appreciate your comments and forbearance on this one guys. It was one of those random thoughts we all get and soon forget, but it brought a smile to my face so I thought I'd share it. Silly, but hopefully amusing. Be sure to tell Herman the one eyed German hello from the gang the next time you see him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 === try as I might I just couldn’t help myself and this should put your search to rest = one for each day of the week - - John - Paul - George - Ringo - Toad - Froggy - Twinkie = should be good to go - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck115 Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 In the words of Raymond J. Johnson Jr.; “you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr., but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 On 9/23/2018 at 12:54 PM, T2K said: On 9/23/2018 at 8:01 AM, thebes said: Johnson. Gettin old, time to keep it simple. My johnson has had numerous names over the years. Tiny Tim, The Destroyer, The Magnificent Seven, Pee Wee Herman, He Who Must Be Obeyed, Lucky, No Show, Gargantuan, Noodle, (Gruss Gott! (good god in German), Wang Dang, My Pal, Arf Arf, Dangle, God's Gift to Women, Disappearing Act, Weeeeeeeeeee!, Friendly, Peek-a-boo, Hey There, Godzilla and numerous others of a more scatological nature. Welcome to the new member! Hey Keith--It's good to see you still playin' around the circular sandbox and hope life is treating you well... ...Insofar as the topic at hand, I have been referring to mine as "Mr Kavanagh." 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Zen Traveler said: ...Insofar as the topic at hand, I have been referring to mine as "Mr Kavanagh." 😬 I thought you said you couldn't remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 6 hours ago, Zen Traveler said: Hey Keith--It's good to see you still playin' around the circular sandbox and hope life is treating you well... Hey Pal. There's only so much speaker talk in me so I don't hang around much (unlike Johnson). Life IS treating me well, better than life has ever treated anyone in the history of living. Take care. Keith 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted September 26, 2018 Share Posted September 26, 2018 Rosie But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing When you turn out the light -- I got to hand it to me Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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