DizRotus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 To economize, take a single sheet, stick your index finger through the center, perform a prostate exam, then clean your finger with the TP. Sing Happy Happy Birthday twice while washing your hands. Or you could use newspaper or a Sears catalog . . . oh never mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, DizRotus said: To economize, take a single sheet, your index finger through the center, perform a prostate exam, the clean your finger. Sing Happy Happy Birthday twice while washing your hands. Or you could use newspaper or a Sears catalog . . . oh never mind. Are there any Sears catalogs left? And how old would they be? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 I never knew our fake news media could Gaslight Italy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Are there any Sears catalogs left? And how old would they be? You quote too quickly before I have an opportunity to proofread and edit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, DizRotus said: You quote too quickly before I have an opportunity to proofread and edit. I've been accused of that before. My father in law used to laugh out loud that I was too quick. I miss that guy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, oldtimer said: I've been accused of that before. My father in law used to laugh out loud that I was too quick. I miss that guy. I miss my father-in-law also. I was blessed with excellent in-laws. My mother-in-law just turned 96. She’s still sharp and has a license to drive her 2009 Hyundai with <4K on the clock. Can’t testify as to her driving ability, as I refuse to be a passenger. I love her, but there’s a limit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 10 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Are there any Sears catalogs left? And how old would they be? Vintage pickers delight.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg_M Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 14 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Are there any Sears catalogs left? And how old would they be? The one I remember the most was in 1957 because they had a great toy catalog. The year Sputnik was launched. But I'm sure they had a few more after that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Greg_M said: The one I remember the most was in 1957 because they had a great toy catalog. The year Sputnik was launched. But I'm sure they had a few more after that. up into the 70's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 53 minutes ago, Greg_M said: The formula..... DIY hand sanitizer. If you mix one ounce Aloevera gel to 3 ounces vodka, you have cheap and available hand sanitizer. You can also add a 5-10 drops of essential oil of your choice to give it a nice smell if you want. Also 1/4 teaspoon vitamin E oil to help soften hands should you need it. Haven't figure out a substitute for toilet paper yet. Old magazines and papers if you have it. Crumble pages up and such can make some more accommodating ...in a pinch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, billybob said: Old magazines and papers if you have it. Crumble pages up and such can make some more accommodating ...in a pinch... Of course the real solution is to attach a vegetable sprayer to the inlet. Everyone gets their own towel... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, billybob said: Old magazines and papers Is there any other kind? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 46 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Now the travel restrictions include the UK and Ireland. Let me guess---it's the media's and half the country's fault? Live by the media; die by the media. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 19 hours ago, oldtimer said: And you know, Muskrat Love is a must have in case you need to wage psychological warfare or isolation torture. This is better and it's already formatted for torture . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jeff Matthews said: Live by the media; die by the media. He's not dead yet. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billybob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 On hands,. Nothing else use water. No. Water or with water rub hands until dry. Can just use friction to wash dry hands if without... better than nothing. Fire too. Carefully... Hand cream can be a wonderful thing to mix with vodka. Just don't take it for a White Russian. Long ago, mom gave Vaseline body lotion to my dad, mistaking it for Maalox. Dad said Dang...they laughed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, billybob said: On hands,. Nothing else use water. No. Water or with water rub hands until dry. Can just use friction to wash dry hands if without... better than nothing. Fire too. Carefully... Hand cream can be a wonderful thing to mix with vodka. Just don't take it for a White Russian. Long ago, mom gave Vaseline body lotion to my dad, mistaking it for Maalox. Dad said Dang...they laughed... Winner of most Faulknerian post this year...so far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 Just now, oldtimer said: Winner of most Faulknerian post this year...so far. Alright, I'll look,.. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted March 14, 2020 Share Posted March 14, 2020 5 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Winner of most Faulknerian post this year...so far. Who moi? Thought it rather quaint. I see thanks... more Benny Hill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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