thebes Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 So you got some people hanging around, or worst yet, hungry relatives. It's 3 AM, you've got your arm arond your girl and it's time to snuggle down, but your best firend is still their and wants to talk about golf, or all things. You're dating twins and their so-called "Unlce Fred" shows up with his flashy new sports car, a case of Dom, and wants to spend "quality time" with his favorite neices. I don't know about you but the last one happens to me all the time. So how do you get them out of the joint? Do you have a "special" record "they just have to hear" that will send them screaming ofr the exits in 20 seconds flat? My own favorite is a really dreadfull LP that features some "50's lounge lizard doofesses singing Moddy Blues song. It's like having Hugh Hefner and Ricardo Montabalm in the same room with you. Works every time. So what do you do to drive them away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Too funny already! And I was just getting ready to put on some Moody Blues... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yaffstone Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Dark Star by the Grateful Dead. If they stay and listen, they're harmless, you and your girl can do what you please. If they are generally anoying, they will be annoyed and run away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Wait When I am at relatives houses, THEY play 50's lounge lizard music whose covering Moody Blues songs! Excuse me--I've got to go change my Will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shade Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Bagpipes...at high volume. A friend of mine does it when the wife's family comes over and the bickering commences. Bagpipe record goes on, and they scatter within seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 ---------------- On 4/8/2005 7:22:52 PM yaffstone wrote: Dark Star by the Grateful Dead. If they stay and listen, they're harmless, you and your girl can do what you please. If they are generally anoying, they will be annoyed and run away! ---------------- Even worse, a 45 minute version of Pigpen singing Lovelight or In The Midnight Hour followed by drums and space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Mr. Bungle or Zappa. trouble is, that clears em all out except the really weird ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Slayer: Reign In Blood. Fire up "Angel Of Death" wide open and watch the normal people clear out..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfyr Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 The Barney theme song, provided you have a GOOD pair of earplugs! That would make Slayer run! I suspect you could rid your home of bugs as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Disregard my last post. John Coltrane's "Ascension." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 It's seems I've struck a chord, or at least an off-key note. I'm laughing too hard to type. I also like to put on Rocky 3 (?) "Eye of the Tiger" at really loud volume. I quarantee you that everybody on this board has used music to chase folks away at one time or another. So what are you waiting for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 One of my brothers was having a party at our house and it was getting time for everyone to go. I found "Goodbye, Goodbye" from Oingo Boingo, also one of the closing themes to "Fast Times at Ridgemont High", pending on which version of the movie you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I take my hearing aid out and play anything by Led Zeppelin at full volume (I don't have Dean's crossovers yet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Play: 'I want your money' by the Flying Lizards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I actually can't remember the last time I've had visitors... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Bagpipes might do it. Q.: Why are bagpipers always marching? A.: To get away from the annoying sound. Smile Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 ---------------- On 4/8/2005 8:55:27 PM William F. Gil McDermott wrote: Bagpipes might do it. Q.: Why are bagpipers always marching? A.: To get away from the annoying sound. Smile Gil ---------------- Huh....and I always figured it was to keep there "weenies" warm! But, I think your answer is more plausible! Hmmm...I'll bet bagpipers playing 'I want your money' would be even WORSE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 When bag pipers are asked what they have under their kilts they say "under where?" The older ones say, "Depends". There was a complicated joke about the bagpipe and the octipus on the first date. I've run out of jokes. Gil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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3dzapper Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Miles Davis' "Bytches Brew" if they stay, you leave! If I spell it right it comes out *****es. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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