seti Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... HA HA Arkansan gonna put the smack down on ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted August 19, 2007 Moderators Share Posted August 19, 2007 No, Yankee's are over here on the "right side" of the country !!!!!!!!!!!! Now that just depends on what direction you are looking from OB![] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... No prob my butt does not log in! My fingers do, you fellers down south must do a lot of things kind a difernt huh [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 this confirms the suspicions that we northerners have had for some time. [] Go on Boy! Squeal like a pig for me..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Gilbert, geographically you are too close to be doing this[] They also love US Longhorns[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Definition of a virgin in Arkansas: Any teenager that can outrun her brothers and father. Badaboom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleJ Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... Now Trey.. You know very well Amy stripped you of that power many many moons ago[] JJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted August 20, 2007 Moderators Share Posted August 20, 2007 I see Double J has hopped on the clue bus. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 this confirms the suspicions that we northerners have had for some time. [] Go on Boy! Squeal like a pig for me..... That ain't right!!![] But... At least you left out the "yah shore have purty lips boy" part[:|] But, then again, I'm lookin' at my latest bumper sticker: "Paddle faster, I hear banjos..." [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Definition of a virgin in Arkansas: Any teenager that can outrun her brothers and father. Reminds me of that old joke about Texas.... "Nothin' there but steers and q*eers". So a Texas virgin needs to outrun her mama and sisters!!! JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnlw7 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nothing sucks like the burnt Orange of Texas Sooeee Razorbacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodcaw boy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Ya'll be nice. I like Arkansas. I went to visit family last year and went to the zoo. They not only had the description of the animal on the front of the cage but underneath the description was a list of recipes. Oh Yea, I'm proud of my "Southern Heritage"!!!!!! Harry NOW THAT IS FUNNY!! have a blessed day, roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bodcaw boy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 U all member, I am from Arkansas and I can ban your butt... ban? i thought you smelled butts...... have a blessed day, roy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nothing sucks like the burnt Orange of Texas Sooeee Razorbacks. My brother. Well said John. tc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Thanks to one little misplaced word, it appears that people of any age can legally be married in Arkansas, with parental consent.... An extraneous "not" in the bill, however, allows anyone who is not pregnant to marry at any age if the parents allow it. A commission that fixes typographical and technical errors in laws had tried to correct the mistake, but a group of legislators argued that the commission went beyond its powers. The Legislature is not scheduled to meet again until January of 2009. Got to love this holiday: The Arkansas Constitution calls for the General Assembly to meet in regular session for 60 days each odd-numbered year. Regular sessions may be extended by a two-thirds vote of the membership of both houses. http://www.arkansas.gov/house/general_assy.html I'm sure some of our friends from Arkansas can help provide some more information on this issue and how they are going to fix it. I'm not sure which issue I want to address more, the lack of work ethic or the law that these "politicians" passed? Both issues are mind boggling, at least on the surface. I'm sure there is a logical explanation, right? Absolutely. There is no age discrimination in this state.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipsched with Yamahas Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I plead the 5th! Heck, some of us Eastern Shore rednecks may have migrated to that area after the Louisiana Purchase. If you were to hear how some of the Smith and Tangier Islanders talk, you would understand completely. [][:#] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 No offense to anyone from Arkansas, but this confirms the suspicions that we northerners have had for some time. [] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20322707/?GT1=10252 Sput, Don't get me started about the winter (eternity) I spent in Plentywood. I walked into a diner, pointed to a carafe of coffee, and was told that it was only hot water. The sheep (land maggots) sig is very understandable. I was sitting on my deck, soaking up some 75 degree rays, when called to fly into Glendive. The last leg of the flight into Glendive, was first class. I sat next to the pilot. Rented a car and drove to Plentywood. I went from 75 to -23 degees in less than 24hrs. Yea, I know its a dry cold,. I was working 100' below a Jet Lama Helicopter and at -23 degees, the wind chill was delightful. Ah, the women. We southern boys refer to them as Buffo-rilla's. Half Buffalo, half Gorilla. I never thought that any women could be so large, wide shoulders, hudge, raw bone, things,.......all sporting petit little insulated coveralls. Too cute for my taste. Admittedly, they could split more wood, carry more water, and pull a lamb better than any Southern Girl.[] Take the above in the spirit intended. Boosman and Fayetteville are very similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Montana...............How do they practice safe sex in Montana ?........................They brand the sheep that kick !!!!!!...........[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kaiser SET say Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Nothing sucks like the burnt Orange of Texas Sooeee Razorbacks. This coming from some guy on a Mountain who thinks Sooee is a word[:'(] LOL My brother. Well said John. tc (you keep this up and I'm posting those bribe shots you old coot[:|]) The days of wine and Royal do last awhile don't they boys[] Don't even play you fellers anymore and you still can't take it[6] I have always felt like I moved right into enemy camp but hey when in Rome do as the Roman's do besides the Fan-Atics here are contagious as all get out how can you not root for them HOGS[] Since your my bud Terry's bro I'm just going to have to accept you John I think if you hit the archives you'll find out who is on top for wins also[li] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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