dkp Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Bonus points for corrective lenses. Double points for corrective sunglasses. [] [6] How many other variations can we come up with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Grinch.[] I don't fit either category, btw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djk Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Married to a one-legged lady-of-the-evening (who was formerly a nun)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merkin Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I'm a short right handed person with a left handed son. He has glasses and I have had lasik monovision surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Wife is a 3' tall deaf mute with flat head but owns a liquor store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Wife is a 3' tall deaf mute with flat head but owns a liquor store. and makes pizza.....[A][H][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkp Posted January 17, 2009 Author Share Posted January 17, 2009 Wife is a 3' tall deaf mute with flat head but owns a liquor store. So not only can she bring home the beer but also provide you a shelf to rest it on? [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerwoodKhorns Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 "now awl I ave to du is find a one legged nun walkin a goat and I win." I don't even remember the name of the 80's movie that that was from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Now we're into the "ultimate" Man Approved Factor - "MAF"....[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 This stuff can go on forever. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Here yah go (gotta' work fast before SWMBO/WAF comes in and see's this...) Blind, deaf, dumb (but really good with her fingers...), about 4' tall, Angelina Jolie spec'd proportionally..., brilliant but humble, demure but lascivious in private (if but in a passive way), wealthy beyond our wildest dreams, owned Klipschorns before marriage, owned tubes and referred to them "As those cute amp things which are hot... just like you, honey", owns a brewery and a chain of high end pizza delivery stores, and her parents (who own a Ferarri dealership, a yacht and a small island in the Bahamas, and a private plane which they don't use much...), and know that you are just the perfect man for their "princess". [A][H][<)][Y] The dreams!! The visions!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Here yah go (gotta' work fast before SWMBO/WAF comes in and see's this...) Blind, deaf, dumb (but really good with her fingers...), about 4' tall, Angelina Jolie spec'd proportionally..., brilliant but humble, demure but lascivious in private (if but in a passive way), wealthy beyond our wildest dreams, owned Klipschorns before marriage, owned tubes and referred to them "As those cute amp things which are hot... just like you, honey", owns a brewery and a chain of high end pizza delivery stores, and her parents (who own a Ferarri dealership, a yacht and a small island in the Bahamas, and a private plane which they don't use much...), and know that you are just the perfect man for their "princess". The dreams!! The visions!!! and if she has won the kentucky derby...then you've really found something special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Groomlakearea51, when was the last time you hit Olongapo/Subic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 Closest was in 1972 for about 45 minutes for a hot refuel on a C-130 over at Clark. They would not let us out of a hangar while the plane was topped off... I recall we got a bottle of "Red Horse" beer from some crewchief wandering around and that was it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted January 19, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm 5' 7" left handed person with a 3' 10" right-handed son. I also wear contact lenses. Do I win? [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm 5' 7" left handed person with a 3' 10" right-handed son. I also wear contact lenses. Do I win? I SO can't wait until we have the earlobe contest.... [A] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Sorry Amy... I am 5' 10" (and shrinking), left handed w/2 dachshunds which favor their right paws and always walk in circles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 What about this Pair...........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted January 20, 2009 Moderators Share Posted January 20, 2009 Sorry Amy... I am 5' 10" (and shrinking), left handed w/2 dachshunds which favor their right paws and always walk in circles. LOL (I just love dachshunds!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Bonus points for corrective lenses. Double points for corrective sunglasses. How many other variations can we come up with? Ugliest forum member with the prettiest wife/girlfriend? If you have both....... post a picture of the prettiest of the two. Anticipating your response.......no I don't have pictures[8-)] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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