CECAA850 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 43 minutes ago, dtel said: Wish Mrs CECAA was going to Hope, we would have some questions, probably told here you were going to a martini making convention or something? I've tried. She's the "turn it down" type. I'm sure everyone knows one of them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 59 minutes ago, dtel said: Oh play Mr innocent over there like your perfectly normal I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, dtel said: ou do a few crazy things and they think your crazy all the time but somehow, when Ann Wilson starts singing Crazy On You -- it seems perfectly fine. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: but somehow, when Ann Wilson starts singing Crazy On You -- it seems perfectly fine. She can go crazy on me any time she likes. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 10 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? it's better than smelling them ! Just like the song off of sheik yerbouti b.h.a.f.a Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf You sniffed the reeking buns of Angel The story of a demented bread-boffer And acted like it was cocaine https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K85_L1R9VyA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 hours ago, CECAA850 said: Wish Mrs CECAA was going to Hope, Meet her and you'll know how far Carl out kicked the coverage! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, BigStewMan said: I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? I'm glad you've lived a docile life and can now retire to tell about it - Salute! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, BigStewMan said: I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? Padawan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 35 minutes ago, richieb said: a docile life Beat him and many others to it, retired three years now Stupid thing was though, i could have done this in 2005. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 hours ago, jimjimbo said: ask my grandkids Or your Parole officer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 2 hours ago, BigStewMan said: I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? Application accepted... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, JL Sargent said: Meet her and you'll know how far Carl out kicked the coverage! He did put her pic here once by accident, I agree with you, and that's without even talking to her. He must be a great salesman ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 3 hours ago, BigStewMan said: I’ve been stoned out of my mind and running alongside trains jumping and hanging onto the ladder to catch a free ride. I’ve flown from Los Angeles to Detroit frying on LSD. I’ve held onto the bumper of a car and skied down icy streets. I’ve drank, smoked, or snorted most every substance imaginable; but, lighting a fart ... what, you think I’m stupid? Makes perfect sense to me, don't blame you at all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted April 6, 2017 Moderators Share Posted April 6, 2017 1 hour ago, minermark said: Or your Parole officer. That's one of the things I consider an accomplishment, I never really got in trouble because of all the dumb things I did. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 9 hours ago, minermark said: Or your Parole officer. You must have me confused with someone that thinks you're actually funny, or gives a damn about anything you say. Keep your snide, underhanded remarks directed toward me off these pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 13 hours ago, dtel said: I will not try lighting anything from either end, nope. Stay classy Eldon! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 12 hours ago, BigStewMan said: but somehow, when Ann Wilson starts singing Crazy On You -- it seems perfectly fine. I have a crazy youth story involving that song and a girl....good memories 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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minermark Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Mornin Gents "Pissing off the Neighbors", Check Three Cups of Coffee, Check Truck loaded for Farm, Check Cash for Wife/Indians, Check Donuts!, must get Donuts, do not wish to upset the Farmers 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 One more day of this and then the weekend! 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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