eth2 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The bartender pulls out a shotgun. The man thanks him and walks out. Why did the bartender pull out a gun and why did the man thank him? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Hiccups. Bartender gave the man a scare and then the hiccups stopped, next joke please. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydrama Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Hiccups. Bartender gave the man a scare and then the hiccups stopped, next joke please. Google sure is an amazing tool... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Johnny, my man, good call it stated 96% correct. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I can't think of a joke that won't get me banned after posting. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 I can't think of a joke that won't get me banned after posting. I hear you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydrama Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Johnny, my man, good call it stated 96% correct. I did the same thing, Googled it. I just didn't post the answer and thought it would be more fulfilling to give the joker who did copy and paste it a hard time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 This one's borderline. What's the difference between a circus and a house of ill repute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "why such a long face"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 This one's borderline. What's the difference between a circus and a house of ill repute? I'm not certain, but I do know why the aggie stood outside the house of ill repute all night long... He was waiting for the light to turn green.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 This one's borderline. What's the difference between a circus and a house of ill repute? I'm not certain, but I do know why the aggie stood outside the house of ill repute all night long... He was waiting for the light to turn green.... I considered opening a house of ill repute until I was told I'd have to run it by hand until I found the girls. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max2 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Did you hear about the girl that went up to the cop and said, "I was justviolated by an Aggie!". The cop asked how she knew it was Aggie. She said, "Because I had to help him." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 A circus is a display of cunning stunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 You all are awful! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 A circus is a display of cunning stunts. Don't sweat the petty stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sancho Panza Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 the Pygmys are a cunning bunch of runts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeker Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 and calls it home...gets the address and has his mail sent to the bar and the bar maid and the man live happily ever after 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 Johnny, my man, good call it stated 96% correct. I did the same thing, Googled it. I just didn't post the answer and thought it would be more fulfilling to give the joker who did copy and paste it a hard time. Gore gave me permission back in 81. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerwoodKhorns Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 The bartender pulls out a shotgun. The man thanks him and walks out. Why did the bartender pull out a gun and why did the man thank him? I never understood these riddles because there can be any answer. The bartender could have been holding the guy's shotgun. The guy could have been being followed by a guy who previosuly robbed the guy and slept with the bartender's wife. No certainty here. Here is one that I really like, Einstein's puzzle: Let us assume that there are five houses of different colors next to each other on the same road. In each house lives a man of a different nationality. Every man has his favorite drink, his favorite brand of cigarettes, and keeps pets of a particular kind. The Englishman lives in the red house. The Swede keeps dogs. The Dane drinks tea. The green house is just to the left of the white one. The owner of the green house drinks coffee. The Pall Mall smoker keeps birds. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhills. The man in the center house drinks milk. The Norwegian lives in the first house. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who keeps cats. The man who smokes Blue Masters drinks bier. The man who keeps horses lives next to the Dunhill smoker. The German smokes Prince. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house. The Blend smoker has a neighbor who drinks water. The question to be answered is: Who keeps fish? I have a game on my computer that generates these puzzles as a 6 x 6 matrix. I am hooked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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