babadono Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Almost forgot: "Anything that can go wrong will" - Murphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 If anything, you should wash your hands before you touch your wiener----Butters from South Park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 wash your hands before you touch your wiener Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason str Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Those who pee in bed have rusty bed springs. Dennis Riley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akdave Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 "The company that writes your paycheck every two weeks is not your employer; they are your customer. Adopt this mind-set and everything changes. You are free from the daily grind-free to grow your business and serve your customers, your fellow man." -Daniel Lapin 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 "Water is nature's tonic." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerwoodKhorns Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Do good work and keep your clients happy, don;t worry about profits, they will follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I don't drink water. Fish **** in it. W.C Fields Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 don;t worry about profits, they will follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustang guy Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) Mother Teresa of Calcutta visited my town and when a young pastor asked if there was anything he could do for her she simply asked him to bless her. I thought that was profound. One of my favorite quotes of Mahatma Ghandi was "Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians - you are not like him." He also said: "I know of no one who has done more for humanity than Jesus. In fact, there is nothing wrong with Christianity ... The trouble is with you Christians. You do not begin to live up to your own teachings." Edited July 17, 2014 by mustang guy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tromprof Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "That's the way Stravinsky was. Bup, bup, bup, bup. The poor guy's dead now. Play it legato." Eugene Ormandy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 "Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you". ……Soupy Sales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Said to someone sleeping after banging them on the head - "Hey you, wake up and go to sleep" …….Moe Howard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peshewah Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Never let school get in the way of a good education Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Never play cards with a man named Doc. Nelson Algren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 “An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.” - Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Bitterness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die. no idea who originally said this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Bitter? I never even met her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 never get in a one-liner contest with a guy named Oldtimer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 18, 2014 Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2014 I am not a politician...I only suffer the consequences - Peter Tosh One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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