oldtimer Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I'll just say the traditional "in before the lock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 This place is now about exciting as a damp fart... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 more like a dry dusty fart, damp farts at least make you run for the watercloset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I've had some dry hot farts, but none ever had any dust involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 (edited) I've had some dry hot farts, but none ever had any dust involved. That's probably because you're a more effective wiper. you need dried raisin bits to get that good dust cropping action. Edited June 13, 2015 by Gilbert 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MORE KLIPSCH PLEASE Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 I've had some dry hot farts, but none ever had any dust involved. The "Hot" ones....those are the best.......my x-wife woke me up one night and said "you gotta get up and take a chitt or something" ....that was the best... MKP :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 make you run for the watercloset. Who (besides you and plumbers) says watercloset anymore???????? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 make you run for the watercloset. Who (besides you and plumbers) says watercloset anymore???????? well, that's what the architects call'em on their drawings. I usually say "The Crapper". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 that's what the architects call'em on their drawings Ahh yes, the ol' WC. It's been a while since I've had to work off a set of mechanical plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tube fanatic Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Since you guys brought up the subject, I decided to share this: http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/rm-quiz-fart-quiz And for those wishing to explore the area in greater depth, there's this book (I have an original copy which I will never part with!): http://www.amazon.com/The-Fart-Book-Donald-Wetzel/dp/0880321318 I'm going back to the shop now... Maynard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Chad Posted June 15, 2015 Administrators Share Posted June 15, 2015 Then there's this (PWK-relevant): http://www.klipsch.com/blog/good-poop-cultural-dynamic-range/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joessportster Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Since you guys brought up the subject, I decided to share this: http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/rm-quiz-fart-quiz And for those wishing to explore the area in greater depth, there's this book (I have an original copy which I will never part with!): http://www.amazon.com/The-Fart-Book-Donald-Wetzel/dp/0880321318 I'm going back to the shop now... Maynard Explore in greater DEPTH SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO many meanings could be inferred Edited June 15, 2015 by joessportster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tube fanatic Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Since you guys brought up the subject, I decided to share this: http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/rm-quiz-fart-quiz And for those wishing to explore the area in greater depth, there's this book (I have an original copy which I will never part with!): http://www.amazon.com/The-Fart-Book-Donald-Wetzel/dp/0880321318 I'm going back to the shop now... Maynard Explore in greater DEPTH SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO many meanings could be inferred Joe, congratulations! You are the only one who picked up on my subtle wording!!! Maybe in a prior life you were a gastroenterologist??? Regards-- Maynard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Then there's this (PWK-relevant): http://www.klipsch.com/blog/good-poop-cultural-dynamic-range/ Two weeks after having at least 4,000 posts of mine deleted this is a topic that upper management doesn't find offensive? ...Just gotta love the irony. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Two weeks after having at least 4,000 posts of mine deleted this is a topic that upper management doesn't find offensive? ...Just gotta love the irony. Keep calm, I'm a professional, and I'm here to help you. PM OT or Dave and they'll hook you up with the right place to discuss your BS. I've been missing you.... Edited June 15, 2015 by Gilbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joessportster Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Then there's this (PWK-relevant): http://www.klipsch.com/blog/good-poop-cultural-dynamic-range/ Two weeks after having at least 4,000 posts of mine deleted this is a topic that upper management doesn't find offensive? ...Just gotta love the irony. its all a little tongue in cheeky my friend..............................have a laugh and enjoy Maynard if I were a Butt Dr. in another life would'nt that mean I am deserving of an easier time this go round ?? I Mean if looking at arse all day does'nt get you a break what will 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 (edited) Then there's this (PWK-relevant): http://www.klipsch.com/blog/good-poop-cultural-dynamic-range/ Thanks Chad, That was hilarious. Lord Windesmear and Paul Boomer.... I loved the intro on Paul Boomer (crossed the pacific on a freighter loaded with cabbage, hehehe) I think if you guys continue on the BBQ theme for the Hope, AR Get-Togethers, a good Farting Post will be in order. Edited June 15, 2015 by Gilbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Keep calm, I'm a professional, and I'm here to help you. Thanks Gil--I learned alot from the post where you differentiated the aspects of gas expulsion and think I got my fill...That said, I do miss you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Two weeks after having at least 4,000 posts of mine deleted this is a topic that upper management doesn't find offensive? Don't blame Chad for this. He's on our side. Upper management spends little if any time on the forums (Chad please correct me if I'm wrong). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Don't blame Chad for this. He's on our side. Upper management spends little if any time on the forums (Chad please correct me if I'm wrong). This thread requires lower management......... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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