USNRET Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Damit nurse, the proctologist shouted holding a cold beer, I say a but light. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 You should've seen that monkey trying to put that cork back in! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein; but my friends call me Boudreaux." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 The Texan says "remember the Alamo and throws out the Mexican" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paducah Home Theater Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 "Tonto. Tonto Goldstein; but my friends call me Boudreaux." Tonto, you dumbass, somebody stole our tent! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) "All right, where's that old woman with the bad tooth?" Edited July 17, 2015 by Sancho Panza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 "Don't forget his cup of coffee." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 She picked the scab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Those who are late don't get fruit cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 No, I just blew a seal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) "Right here. Where're your Buckin' eyes?" Edited July 17, 2015 by Sancho Panza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 (edited) Right here, but it ain't that pretty at all. Edited July 17, 2015 by oldtimer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvu80 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The bus stopped with a jerk and I got out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 It was a smooth ride after that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If she finds her way back home don't f*** her. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 "It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 "Both have about a 1 in 20 Million chance of becoming a decent human being." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 "Does a pig's butt pork?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 (edited) "When we found her, she had 12 crab on her; so, in an hour we gonna make anothuh run." Edited July 18, 2015 by Sancho Panza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 If she's not good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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