cwm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 "If I want any sh!t from you I'll squeeze your head!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I am telling you its a classic, can be used in all cases. Hey, I tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?..... No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***, but then... No, it's got to be your bull.....Oh MAN!!!....anyway go ___ yourself. From what movie (slightly modified)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKlipsch Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Would you like to dance? Hell no i'd never dance with you!! I didn't say would you like to dance I said you look fat in those pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 I was told that you are a wit. I now see that that was only half right. Oh my what a comeback! Sorry but I refuse to engage in a duel of wits with an unarmed man. Dorothy Parker and Hedda Hopper intensely disliked each other. One evening they arrived at a door at the same moment. Hedda grabbed the door and swung it wide: Age before beauty my dear! Parker swept by saying Pearls before Swine! He's so stupid that he thinks that he needs to wear a condominium for safe sex! That boy's so ugly that he couldn't score in a cathouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toddvj Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 ---------------- On 5/4/2005 6:48:00 AM jacksonbart wrote: I am telling you its a classic, can be used in all cases. Hey, I tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?..... No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***, but then... No, it's got to be your bull.....Oh MAN!!!....anyway go ___ yourself. From what movie (slightly modified)? ---------------- Great Movie. I knew it was familiar, but couldn't remember, so I Google'd it. I won't spoil it and take credit though since I cheated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theryugobuddy Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Your mother is so fat, that she irons her dress on the driveway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 "You're a puss filled cyst in the colon of society." "Your entire existence is an experiment in Artificial Stupidity." "Hey, pizza face." (to someone with acne) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKlipsch Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 ---------------- On 5/4/2005 9:26:48 PM toddvj wrote: ---------------- On 5/4/2005 6:48:00 AM jacksonbart wrote: I am telling you its a classic, can be used in all cases. “Hey, I tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's *** by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?..... No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ***, but then... No, it's got to be your bull.....Oh MAN!!!....anyway go ___ yourself.” From what movie (slightly modified)? ---------------- Great Movie. I knew it was familiar, but couldn't remember, so I Google'd it. I won't spoil it and take credit though since I cheated. ---------------- Tommy Boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royster Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 One of my all time favorites. John Mcenroe said to a line judge in at wimbelton in the early 80's after a clearly bad call: "You low life insignifent pheasent! You have a IQ slightly higer than the trailer trash you were spawned from" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royster Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 I was waiting for a parking spot in the local market lot. When a rather lrge female cut in front of the car backing out of the spot and parked. As she rolled out of the car. I said to her. "you maybe bigger than me, but I think I can take you, cause I'm wirey" I am 270 lbs. lol She started jawing something. At that time I respond "hey, just close that sperm trap under your nose. And get out of the spot" Not a grown up moment, but i felt better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_H Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 You look like a man who really knows how to handle himself....and frequently does. (Duckman) You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.(Weird Al) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justonemore Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 The best part of you ran down your mothers leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BS Button Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 She's so ugly that she has to sneek up on a glass of water just to get a drink She's so ugly that she'd make a freight train take a dirt road Best pick up line in Kentucky..."Nice tooth" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 It sucks to be you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 ---------------- On 5/5/2005 9:34:35 PM BS Button wrote: She's so ugly that she'd make a freight train take a dirt road Best pick up line in Kentucky..."Nice tooth" ---------------- LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinomyt Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Yo mama's so ugly, when she signed up for the ugly contest, the said "sorry, no professionals allowed"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerin Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 when I look at you I think that ...somewhere a village has lost it's IDIOT. When you were born I think your parents thru away the kid and raised the afterbirth!!! your mama should have swallowed you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theryugobuddy Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Your sister is so loose, she needs handles on her hips so everybody can get a turn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 I could have been your father, but someone cut me waiting in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 Your mother is so bald, she went to get finger waves, but all she got was finger prints. Your so stupid, you would get stabbed in a shoot out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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