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25 minutes ago, CECAA850 said:

Diet?  You?  Did you gain 50 lbs since the last time I saw you?

Just five and they are almost gone as of this morning.  Mostly water weight as AD acts as a diuretic.  If I take off 5 now won't have to do 50 later.

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2 hours ago, Tarheel said:

Just five and they are almost gone as of this morning.  Mostly water weight as AD acts as a diuretic.  If I take off 5 now won't have to do 50 later.

Problem with losing water weight is it comes back when you drink water:)

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8 minutes ago, babadono said:

Problem with losing water weight is it comes back when you drink water:)

But not when you replace it with Bourbon or Tequila.  It's not the Atkins diet, but I'm sure it started with an A or maybe it was AA, something like that, I can't remember. 

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Thanks, thinking about Tarheel on a diet makes me feel terrible, I would be happy to be in his shape. Well, there's always the I'm not as old as him thought, that helps a little.

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6 hours ago, Sancho Panza said:

Womp is the sound of the Can hitting the counter.

Lazy women do this, in lieu of proper Biscuits...

courtesy of Jerry Clower

Try the clang biscuits:wink:, ya know the cold hard ones you throw on the baking sheet. 

They beat the shortening out of the whomp biscuits.

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2 hours ago, dtel said:

Thanks, thinking about Tarheel on a diet makes me feel terrible, I would be happy to be in his shape. Well, there's always the I'm not as old as him thought, that helps a little.

 

=== as we all know the grass is not always greener —. In ‘Heels case a good power raking followed with a good fertilizer 💩and heavy seeding might be best — 🌱🌾

 

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19 hours ago, USNRET said:

Having a cocktail while the other half builds gimbap for a snack for 25 students 

And this morning the teacher cancelled the students’ “tea party”. The wife was not at all pleased as she was on the way when it was aborted, ms teach had “something” come up.

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