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I have been looking for a new (used) boat. I decided on a 22' to 28' Sea Ray bowrider. While conducting my search, my favorite Craig's List ad read, "EXCELENT BOAT, NO DISAPPOINTMENTS. NEEDS NEW ENGINE AND OUTDRIVE."

 

Other than that Mrs. Linclon, how did you enjoy the play?

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Sancho Panza, on 03 Sept 2014 - 2:38 PM, said:

2 best days of owning a boat:

 

the day you get it...

 

the day you get rid of it...

 

Mighty Favog, on 03 Sept 2014 - 2:43 PM, said:

Two of your happiest days are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

It's like deja vu man :wacko:  

 

 

 

 

 

A boat is like a woman, the rigging is worth more than the hull. :excl:  

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i lived on a boat for awhile...we had cooks, a doctor, and i never paid a cent for fuel.  The government actually picked up the tab. They did demand that i cut my hair.

Now, was that a "boat", or a "ship"??? you know what I mean...regardless, I enjoyed your comment!

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i lived on a boat for awhile...we had cooks, a doctor, and i never paid a cent for fuel.  The government actually picked up the tab. They did demand that i cut my hair.

Now, was that a "boat", or a "ship"??? you know what I mean...regardless, I enjoyed your comment!

 

 

I thought it was highly racist and insensitive towards ships.  I think he should be banned.

 

:o

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i lived on a boat for awhile...we had cooks, a doctor, and i never paid a cent for fuel.  The government actually picked up the tab. They did demand that i cut my hair.

Now, was that a "boat", or a "ship"??? you know what I mean...regardless, I enjoyed your comment!

 

 

I thought it was highly racist and insensitive towards ships.  I think he should be banned.

 

:o

 

Then ya better take me out too, i was on the Midway.

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i lived on a boat for awhile...we had cooks, a doctor, and i never paid a cent for fuel.  The government actually picked up the tab. They did demand that i cut my hair.

Now, was that a "boat", or a "ship"??? you know what I mean...regardless, I enjoyed your comment!

 

i do know what you mean...and we all called it a boat most of time, although it technically was a ship.

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i lived on a boat for awhile...we had cooks, a doctor, and i never paid a cent for fuel.  The government actually picked up the tab. They did demand that i cut my hair.

Now, was that a "boat", or a "ship"??? you know what I mean...regardless, I enjoyed your comment!

 

 

I thought it was highly racist and insensitive towards ships.  I think he should be banned.

 

:o

 

Then ya better take me out too, i was on the Midway.

 

USS George Washington (SSBN 598), USS Ranger, USS Enterprise

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