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Recent discovery and solution - why Klipsch sound like crap


richieb

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Following AGon far closely I do find some diamonds in the roughand I just found another. If only PWK had been with us long enough he could have put down the slide rule and calculations. At only $129 the answer is (drum roll) --- the WA Quantum speaker chip. Just adhere these to your under performing Klipsch or any ill performing speaker and behold - sonic bliss. I figure I can put several hundred of these on a KHorn and race to the front of the pack. Catch me if you can before I buy 'em up --

Sorry I'm not bright enough to paste the ad from AGon you'll need to surf there on your own. It's well worth the trip.

Yeah it's a cold Sunday and appearently I'm bored

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You ain't quite done yet! You need the following:

 

The WA-Quantum Chips are available for the following applications:

 

Fuse Chip 5mm $7.50/ea

use with 20mm/.75” fuses on one end cap where it will not interfere with fuse holder contact

Fuse Chip 6mm $9.00/ea

use with 32mm/1.25” fuses on one end cap where it will not interfere with fuse holder contact

TT/Headshell/Tonearm Chip 5mm $10.00/ea

on top of cartridge and/or cartridge end of tonearm

Capacitor Chip 5mm $10.00/ea

for small capacitors

Capacitor Chip 20mm $28.00/ea

for large capacitors

Transformer/Transducer/Coil Chip 20mm $28.00/ea

for use on transformers, inductors, speaker drivers

Cable Chip $54.00/ea

apply to one end of cable near connector

Cable Chip Set/5 (Special Price) $199.00/set of 5

apply to one end of cable near connector

Loudspeaker Chips $129.95/pr

place anywhere on the cabinet

Power Chip $99/ea

place anywhere on AC conditioner, strips and circuit breakers

Semiconductor Chip $12.50/ea

use on all types of integrated circuits from DAC chips to op-amps

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Damn!

 

Why didn't think of this. I've been trying to come up with some stupid idea that audiophiles would ante up for that I could charge huge profit on and costs little to nothing to make. And this fits the bill.

 

I can't find any patent protection (yet). Maybe I'll go into competition with them and make some that cost even more so that they sound better!

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Think I'll slap a few on our stove and become a chef.

 Great idea. I think I'll slap a few on my Ford Explorer & turn it into one those new Ford GT.  :wub:

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Well there is a patent on them, or maybe two.  A type of filter/impedance modifier.  The purifier may work with some speaks, depending on what you want for sound.  

 

Now for the price they ask, you can look up the patent and do something similar for a few bucks.  Not sure I would call this an exact science though.

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A direct rip from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

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Christoper Loyd just copied the John Lithgow character for the Back to the Future film, and the Black Ford pickup was powered by the same 'Flux Capacitor' device (called an 'overthruster').

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