JJkizak Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 When your conversations always drift to how many and what kind of pills your taking. Then after that who died and who is in the hospital. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 ...when you hurt yourself bowling. Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Nah...when you hurt yourself watching bowling. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter P. Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 ...when you read the obituaries every day to see if your name is listed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 13 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Nah...when you hurt yourself watching bowling.  === that you’re watching bowling at all is a sure sign you’ve seen many decades in your rear view— 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 28 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Nah...when you hurt yourself watching bowling. Â I'm impressed. You look much younger... Â 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, mungkiman said: ...when you hurt yourself bowling. Â Â 1 hour ago, oldtimer said: Nah...when you hurt yourself watching bowling. Even worse when you wake up with something new hurting. Â Â I woke up with one with my arm hanging out of the bed wrong, hurt for over a week. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2019 40 minutes ago, mungkiman said:  I'm impressed. You look much younger...  Compared to what ?  Rock, tree, dirt, Tarheel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 13, 2019 Author Share Posted June 13, 2019 1 hour ago, dtel said: Compared to what ?  Rock, tree, dirt, Tarheel  I believe dirt is fair...  1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 When you consider posting to  You Know Your Getting Old When 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigdnfay1 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 What upsets me the most is when someone calls me "SIR". 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 8 hours ago, mungkiman said: Â I believe dirt is fair... Â That's a compliment considering Tarheel is older than dirt... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 hours ago, Bigdnfay1 said: What upsets me the most is when someone calls me "SIR".  that's a kick in the gut, isn't it?   first time I heard it I think my OOOPH was audible my appearance does not inspire "Sir" comments now.  anyone remember BullDurham tobacco? little cloth bag that insures a stale product. Gets/got so dry [here] that it converts to snuff. Not the "pinch between your cheek and gum" stuff.  another one discounts on new cars being 5X what we paid for our first new car. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Once upon a time we built a "belly wheel" for a retiree who had a big gut hanging. Just a truss like support with a pipe & wheel attached to it. Was hilarious watching his reaction when he was opening his gifts. He's since passed and I ran into his good looking daughter a couple weeks ago and she said "Dad would want you to have his belly wheel I think. I'll drop it off sometime!" Well it was my idea but...  😰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2019 9 hours ago, Bigdnfay1 said: What upsets me the most is when someone calls me "SIR". That's nothing, last year we were in Galveston Tx late one night and the only place open to eat was a Whataberger. We went in. It was very busy being about the only place open and we were about 3rd in line and the girl behind the counter looked around everybody in front of us and asked me if I wanted my free senior citizen drink.  I didn't know what to say, I just stood there, I had never been asked anything like that before and the wife says well answer the girl, I laughed and said I guess so? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 16 minutes ago, dtel said: ... the girl behind the counter looked around everybody in front of us and asked me if I wanted my free senior citizen drink.  Around here they just give me the senior citizen discount without even asking. 😨 I didn't think that it was so obvious. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 13, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, Edgar said: I didn't think that it was so obvious. I know, I guess it was easy for her, she was probably under 25 and I look like a dinosaur to her. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
veloceleste Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 . 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 14, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 14, 2019 When you forget about this thread and it is almost to the bottom of the page, your old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 15, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 15, 2019 Short old people don't have that problem.  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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