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39 minutes ago, BigStewMan said:

playing helpless has worked for me so many times. 

So, do you hang around the bananas or cucumbers?

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13 minutes ago, jimjimbo said:

So, do you hang around the bananas or cucumbers?

 

He doesn’t cook. My money’s on bananas 🍌 .

 

Wb

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1 hour ago, WillyBob said:

 

  this is how I get in trouble shopping.   The grocery was not busy, at all, and I managed to strike up convos with several gals.  Even had one lady [not an employee] looking for a couple items for me.

 


} Maybe the ladies are jealous at how well you wear a sarong , and needing pointers? 

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may be.  dinna wear it to the store.

wore my "civies"... bib-o's. 

 

You might be better to think of it as a beach wrap... something to cover your speedo when you go in the store for a beverage.

 

I used to swim competitively... believe me, you would rather see me in a sarong than any of the tank suits we had to wear.

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4 hours ago, Wolfbane said:

Bet she hasn't seen her feet in years and her back is killing her all the time. Those things seriously need to be trimmed.

 

Wb

fun at parties ?

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43 minutes ago, richieb said:

and needing pointers

I believe that's the whole point........

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Ha, the City of Columbus voted tonite to pay Stormy Daniels the $450k she won in court for the illegal arrest/harassment charges she was arrested for at that strip club where she was appearing.  So far the PD's Vice Squad has been disbanded, 2 officers dismissed and 2 officers and a Lt have hearings coming up.  I NEVER would have thought of that had I not saw that wonderful cup of coffee in the scroll.  😂

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OK you young-ins:P

Do a search for "The Kissing Bandit"

She visited baseball games all over the country years ago. In real life she had the same awe factor but I think the gal here is healthier! 

Came to out Thursday quarter beer nights at our Crockett Park/ Charlotte Orioles games several times. Morgana got arrested once downtown for *letting those puppies breathe like she always did!

 

*We miss what you were together Ron & Ron!

Will always have sand in my _____

 

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11 minutes ago, JohnJ said:

"The Kissing Bandit"

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Michael H. Kenyon

 
 
For the crime novelist, see Michael Kenyon.

Michael Hubert Kenyon (born c. 1944[1] in Elgin, Illinois) is an American criminal nicknamed the Enema Bandit. He pleaded guilty to a decade-long series of armed robberies of female victims, some of which involved sexual assaults in which he would give them enemas. He is also known as the "Champaign Enema Bandit," the "Ski Masked Bandit", and "The Illinois Enema Bandit".[2]

 

 
Attacks and convictionsEdit

The earliest attacks Kenyon was accused of having committed were on two teenage sisters in March 1966 in Champaign, Illinois.[3] Kenyon graduated from University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in 1967 and left the state. The attacks thus ended in Champaign but started anew in Manhattan, Kansas; Norman, Oklahoma; and Los Angeles, California.[2]

Kenyon returned to Champaign, and the attacks resumed, in 1972.[4] In May 1975, Kenyon took a job as an auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue in Lincolnwood, Illinois.[5] He then committed additional attacks, including on three Cook County flight attendants.[6] He also attacked four women in an Urbana sorority house, one of whom was administered an enema.[1][7][8] He was involved in a minor traffic accident later that night, but was not arrested.

Kenyon was eventually apprehended in suburban Chicago a few weeks later in connection with a number of robberies there.[9] During questioning he began to talk about the enema bandit. After his arrest he was judged to be legally sane; in December 1975, he pleaded guilty to six counts of armed robbery[10] and was sentenced to six to twelve years in prison for each count, but was never charged for the enema assaults.[11] He was paroled in 1981 after serving six years. [12

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, dirtmudd said:

1975bandit02.jpg

 

 

Michael H. Kenyon

 
 
For the crime novelist, see Michael Kenyon.

Michael Hubert Kenyon (born c. 1944[1] in Elgin, Illinois) is an American criminal nicknamed the Enema Bandit. He pleaded guilty to a decade-long series of armed robberies of female victims, some of which involved sexual assaults in which he would give them enemas. He is also known as the "Champaign Enema Bandit," the "Ski Masked Bandit", and "The Illinois Enema Bandit".[2]

 

 
Attacks and convictionsEdit

The earliest attacks Kenyon was accused of having committed were on two teenage sisters in March 1966 in Champaign, Illinois.[3] Kenyon graduated from University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in 1967 and left the state. The attacks thus ended in Champaign but started anew in Manhattan, Kansas; Norman, Oklahoma; and Los Angeles, California.[2]

Kenyon returned to Champaign, and the attacks resumed, in 1972.[4] In May 1975, Kenyon took a job as an auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue in Lincolnwood, Illinois.[5] He then committed additional attacks, including on three Cook County flight attendants.[6] He also attacked four women in an Urbana sorority house, one of whom was administered an enema.[1][7][8] He was involved in a minor traffic accident later that night, but was not arrested.

Kenyon was eventually apprehended in suburban Chicago a few weeks later in connection with a number of robberies there.[9] During questioning he began to talk about the enema bandit. After his arrest he was judged to be legally sane; in December 1975, he pleaded guilty to six counts of armed robbery[10] and was sentenced to six to twelve years in prison for each count, but was never charged for the enema assaults.[11] He was paroled in 1981 after serving six years. [12

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reminder of his Phi Zappa Crappa days.

 

Wb

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} So after two days of this “titillating” conversation is it time for a thread name change ?

Cables, Coffee, Cocktails and ( . ) ( . )  ? Just sayin’ —

 

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Just now, richieb said:


} So after two days of this “titillating” conversation is it time for a thread name change ?

Cables, Coffee, Cocktails and ( . ) ( . )  ? Just sayin’ —

 

 

... and yes 'Jugs'.

 

Wb

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About wired on coffee.

  Waiting for the insurance adjuster. Expecting him any time now. Winterizing the house. Plastic on the windows.  Weather stripping around the doors.

  When the adjuster goes, I have dead tree scoped out.  Right along the road and not on the wildlife refuge. They get pissy about cutting their dead trees. Not a monster tree. A trunk full..

 Steppin' lively today. Rain is in the forecast. Spose to start midday and go on and off until Friday.  Accumulation?  3/4 - 1.5in. That will make wet. Wind tomorrow and breezy Thurs. The Chamber of Commerce weather is gone. Lucky to make 60` Wed - Thurs. 

think I'm needing to winterize my wardrobe. Dig out the long handles, socks .... clothes.

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Your just a mess, you must keep the better half laughing.

 

It's hard being WillyBob, it seems.  

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1 hour ago, dirtmudd said:

1975bandit02.jpg

 

 

Michael H. Kenyon

 
 
For the crime novelist, see Michael Kenyon.

Michael Hubert Kenyon (born c. 1944[1] in Elgin, Illinois) is an American criminal nicknamed the Enema Bandit. He pleaded guilty to a decade-long series of armed robberies of female victims, some of which involved sexual assaults in which he would give them enemas. He is also known as the "Champaign Enema Bandit," the "Ski Masked Bandit", and "The Illinois Enema Bandit".[2]

 

 
Attacks and convictionsEdit

The earliest attacks Kenyon was accused of having committed were on two teenage sisters in March 1966 in Champaign, Illinois.[3] Kenyon graduated from University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in 1967 and left the state. The attacks thus ended in Champaign but started anew in Manhattan, Kansas; Norman, Oklahoma; and Los Angeles, California.[2]

Kenyon returned to Champaign, and the attacks resumed, in 1972.[4] In May 1975, Kenyon took a job as an auditor for the Illinois Department of Revenue in Lincolnwood, Illinois.[5] He then committed additional attacks, including on three Cook County flight attendants.[6] He also attacked four women in an Urbana sorority house, one of whom was administered an enema.[1][7][8] He was involved in a minor traffic accident later that night, but was not arrested.

Kenyon was eventually apprehended in suburban Chicago a few weeks later in connection with a number of robberies there.[9] During questioning he began to talk about the enema bandit. After his arrest he was judged to be legally sane; in December 1975, he pleaded guilty to six counts of armed robbery[10] and was sentenced to six to twelve years in prison for each count, but was never charged for the enema assaults.[11] He was paroled in 1981 after serving six years. [12

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can sing it world for word lol. We would get right before high school and sing it on the walk some days.

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Morgana?  A barrel of laffs...  Busty?  Covered the NCAA Hoops tourney one year in Detroit and post game a few of us hit a club in Windsor where Busty was headling.  Naturally it was a "Hold My Beer" moment so the boys paid for my polaroid w/her.  Can't post that one here but I can tell you I had the worst headache of my life for about 10 minutes after the photo.  Yaassss, sports fans those things are Heaaavy!

 

Just for you @JohnJ  😂  😂 

 

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