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well, she asked if anyone had any questions...


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guest speaker at work...does her presentation and asked if there are any questions.  Silence.  Finally, i decided to help her out and asked, "Is Elvis really dead?"

She didn't seem to appreciate my question.

Gotta say, that's good.  I would have laughed if it's any consolation.....

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And that ladies and gentlemen is how to spot the Office Clown.

a few years ago, i was officially banned from speaking to anyone outside of our organization without having my wording pre-approved by management.

That didn't last very long.  Someone called and asked if I received the fax that they sent.  I put him on hold and went to the Division Manager and said, "i was asked by so and so if i received the fax he sent. Can i tell him yes?"

Suddenly the ban was lifted.

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my mouth keeps from being invited to MANY meetings.

 

Oh SOOOO this about me too

 

I have a pathological inability to prevent words like Really? and Seriously? and DUH? and PU-LEZE! from spilling out of my mouth when I hear certain things. And then there's the occasional B@##$4!T that slips out. That one is ALWAYS popular.

 

This affliction has not only kept me out of meetings, I'm pretty sure it's cost me more than one job.

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So your the one, not surprised. :P

who me?   

i just like to provide answers or ask questions.   My boss asked me if I knew where a piece of equipment was. I said, “I give up…where?”

Or when the doctor asked me if i smoked. I said, “only when i’m on fire.”  he laughed throughout the entire examination. When i was leaving he laughs again and says, “only when i’m on fire.”  I finally said, “doc, it wasn’t that funny.”  

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