BigStewMan Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 guest speaker at work...does her presentation and asked if there are any questions. Silence. Finally, i decided to help her out and asked, "Is Elvis really dead?" She didn't seem to appreciate my question. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JEFKlipsch Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 guest speaker at work...does her presentation and asked if there are any questions. Silence. Finally, i decided to help her out and asked, "Is Elvis really dead?" She didn't seem to appreciate my question. Gotta say, that's good. I would have laughed if it's any consolation..... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Some folks have no humor at all. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Naseum Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 lol!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wvu80 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Shudda kept your mouth shut. You should have kept your mouth shut. But that was funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Well, is he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swapface Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Having been in her same position many times over the years......I would have laughed and then responded with something like "That's a good question. a friend of mine the other day said he saw Elvis in Walmart so who knows?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The History Kid Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 And that ladies and gentlemen is how to spot the Office Clown. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 And that ladies and gentlemen is how to spot the Office Clown. a few years ago, i was officially banned from speaking to anyone outside of our organization without having my wording pre-approved by management. That didn't last very long. Someone called and asked if I received the fax that they sent. I put him on hold and went to the Division Manager and said, "i was asked by so and so if i received the fax he sent. Can i tell him yes?" Suddenly the ban was lifted. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The History Kid Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Did he tell you there was a difference between clown and smarta$$? I've been told that before. lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 my mouth keeps from being invited to MANY meetings. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 In my best Elvis voice "Thank you very much" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 my mouth keeps from being invited to MANY meetings. In my book this is a positive--you can get your REAL work done. Most meetings are for people who don't have real jobs. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 Next question---did she look good? JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoid Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 (edited) my mouth keeps from being invited to MANY meetings. Oh SOOOO this about me too I have a pathological inability to prevent words like Really? and Seriously? and DUH? and PU-LEZE! from spilling out of my mouth when I hear certain things. And then there's the occasional B@##$4!T that slips out. That one is ALWAYS popular. This affliction has not only kept me out of meetings, I'm pretty sure it's cost me more than one job. Edited September 1, 2015 by teknoid 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I would have asked her the age old unanswered question about wood chucks chucking wood... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted September 1, 2015 Moderators Share Posted September 1, 2015 So your the one, not surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 Next question---did she look good? JJK No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 So your the one, not surprised. who me? i just like to provide answers or ask questions. My boss asked me if I knew where a piece of equipment was. I said, “I give up…where?” Or when the doctor asked me if i smoked. I said, “only when i’m on fire.” he laughed throughout the entire examination. When i was leaving he laughs again and says, “only when i’m on fire.” I finally said, “doc, it wasn’t that funny.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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