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Is this some sort of alien plot?

 

Possibly.  Even though all God fearing Texans eat burgers only with mustard, on rare occasions there is a compulsion for ketchup.  Maybe as much as every couple of years.   Either slathered right on in the privacy of your home or furtive dipping so the other Dairy Queen regulars don't catch you. 

 

It has to be aliens.  When you've eliminated the probable, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

 

Dave

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Even though all God fearing Texans eat burgers only with mustard
why do Texans hate food?...Ketchup is a requirement for all meat, potatoes, pasta, rice, beans, eggs, and soup.  Do your food a favor.  But please, if someone serves you crappy food, don’t waste perfectly good ketchup on it. 
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As to the best mayo, in my part of the country it's Miracle Whip.

 

That's not mayo.

Kraft Mayo with olive oil only because I want to pretend to be healthy--Otherwise it would be Kraft Mayonnaise all of the way! ^_^
Miracle whip is not mayo and it's horrible.  Kraft mayo is still wrong Hellman's is universally recognized by chefs as the best store bought prepared mayo (mass market) in the USA at least.

Absolutely do not like Mayo, prefer Miracle Whip, especially on something like dry white meat turkey sandwich! :)

Roger

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