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Sooner or later we're gonna have to think about what kind of world we're gonna leave Keef!

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Breast enhancement surgery.............................................................$6000

Wonder bra to display them properly.................................................$75

Cute low cut top to reveal them to the world....................................$50

Yelling at some poor schmuck "Hey buddy my eyes are up here"...Priceless

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So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home. Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?

They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.

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21 hours ago, Dave1290 said:

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Cheap insurance unless they take it as sarcasm.

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If that was a nice guitar, I would've placed that case in a larger cardboard box with lots of insulation.

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5 hours ago, Confab said:

Cheap insurance unless they take it as sarcasm.

Or they just take it :huh2:

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I ordered some electronics from a dealer fairly close to me. On the tape used to seal the box were the words "Expensive electronics inside, please toss underhand!"

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. 
The optician showed him a card with the letters 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked. 
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

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