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On 12/7/2018 at 11:45 PM, codewritinfool said:

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So I tutor kids in math & science on Wednesdays, and right now I have two junior-high kids assigned to me.  I still say "cool" and "groovy" and "dig" around them and they are amused by it.

 

Last week one of them was solving a problem and I scratched out the answer and did the dab.  One of them burst into laughter and the other says, "Mr. codewritinfool, you shouldn't dab."

 

I started laughing and realized that to them, I'm ancient!  LOL.  So, I'm done dabbing.

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9 hours ago, Jeff Matthews said:

The last one looks like Michael Jackson.

Hee Hee

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On 12/18/2018 at 9:57 PM, USNRET said:

 

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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

 

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Doctor: ”I have the results of your test. You're gonna have to stop masturbating.”

Me: ”Oh no! Why doctor?"

Doctor: ”Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting.”

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Got Melissa a new vacuum for Christmas. She's flying home tonight for a few days which has me wondering if I'll end up here:

 

 

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19 minutes ago, Wolfbane said:

Got Melissa a new vacuum for Christmas. She's flying home tonight for a few days which has me wondering if I'll end up here:

Well, yea.

 

Great video.

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17 minutes ago, Wolfbane said:

Got Melissa a new vacuum for Christmas. She's flying home tonight for a few days which has me wondering if I'll end up here:

Seen those videos before, they're great. I lol at the ~ 2:30 mark. 

 

When Melissa says "wow, I'm married to you" pay close attention to how she says it. 

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23 hours ago, Woofers and Tweeters said:

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Second amendment remedies would come in handy about now...

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