Boxx Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 darn thing nearly bit me ... good thing that back in those days, i could move like the wind. You did better than THIS guy. The snake bit and killed him 20 minutes AFTER he had cut the snakes head off. Wonder how the people felt who ordered the snake dish, Man I would feel bad if my dinner killed the chef. Especially if some "rookie level" chef had to come in and finish cooking the meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Next day he would separate the hornets and ship them to a pharmaceutical company to use in making anti-venom. When i was about 14, i had the bright idea that i would catch some rattlesnakes and sell the venom to the local hospital. So, i did...except the hospital told me that they buy their anti-venom from a lab...so here I am with this Mojave Green and wondering what to do now. You could have told them that it was for sale and if you could not sell it you would just turn it loose. When I was in grade school I found a hornet's nest about the size of a soccer ball. I told Dad I was going to bag it at night and put it in a neighbors car. Dad talked me out of it. Said I'd probably kill someone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Will the chef get a Darwin Award? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Dad talked me out of it. that was good advice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mornin gang Most productive time of the day for me is between 4am and 11am. Retired since Feb and just now figured this out. Yet another day of 100+, the media is full of chit, they change their forecast right up to the hour "You Know Better". Two toilet repair day, after that i just may slide one of those new QSC spare Amps into the wifes khorn system. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mornin gang Most productive time of the day for me is between 4am and 11am. Retired since Feb and just now figured this out. Yet another day of 100+, the media is full of chit, they change their forecast right up to the hour "You Know Better". Two toilet repair day, after that i just may slide one of those new QSC spare Amps into the wifes khorn system. I would have to slide in a "nap" between 9am and 11am.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mornin gang Most productive time of the day for me is between 4am and 11am. Retired since Feb and just now figured this out. Yet another day of 100+, the media is full of chit, they change their forecast right up to the hour "You Know Better". Two toilet repair day, after that i just may slide one of those new QSC spare Amps into the wifes khorn system. I would have to slide in a "nap" between 9am and 11am.... Oh wait a second... I already do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Mornin gang Most productive time of the day for me is between 4am and 11am. Retired since Feb and just now figured this out. Yet another day of 100+, the media is full of chit, they change their forecast right up to the hour "You Know Better". Two toilet repair day, after that i just may slide one of those new QSC spare Amps into the wifes khorn system. I would have to slide in a "nap" between 9am and 11am.... I do, nap, more often than not. Home Depot/Lowes opens at 6am in these parts, most of my running around is done by 7:30. I get flustered at all the traffic at 8am, then i realize, oh these people are going to work 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Two toilet repair day, Probably needs to go in the thread crapping thread......................................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Two toilet repair day, Probably needs to go in the thread crapping thread......................................... It's just a flush away..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Burned through my alotment of likes for the day.....again. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Two toilet repair day, Probably needs to go in the thread crapping thread......................................... It's just a flush away..... Wipe that smile off your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Another day to try to make women happy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Another day to try to make women happy... Are we ever really successful at this task? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 You understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Two toilet repair day, Probably needs to go in the thread crapping thread......................................... It's just a flush away..... Wipe that smile off your face. Do I notice tension between mods, does the big boss need to be called in. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted September 4, 2014 Share Posted September 4, 2014 Do I notice tension between mods, We're just being punny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted September 4, 2014 Moderators Share Posted September 4, 2014 (edited) Next day he would separate the hornets and ship them to a pharmaceutical company to use in making anti-venom. When i was about 14, i had the bright idea that i would catch some rattlesnakes and sell the venom to the local hospital. So, i did...except the hospital told me that they buy their anti-venom from a lab...so here I am with this Mojave Green and wondering what to do now. BigStewMan your at it again? http://abcnews.go.com/US/venomous-albino-cobra-loose-days-southern-california/story?id=25238316 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYB1HLKLlBs Edited September 4, 2014 by dtel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Morning gang Friday at last, 90+ predicted. Looks like we have a skunk on the loose in the hood today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minermark Posted September 5, 2014 Share Posted September 5, 2014 Looks to be a Midtown drive today, Pub/Denist/Pub visit. and YES in that order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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