thebes Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm pretty sure if it's OK to talk about during a Republican Nationally televised Presidential debate than I can talk about mine. So how big is it? I'm not braggin, (well just a little) but I do use it to eat peanuts and roll logs. So how's your swinging? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Ahhh - you're the infamous Elephant Man. I stand at attention to your prodigious protuberance. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Richard Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Mine is horn loaded 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm why they invented doormen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm not going to brag either, but mine has it's own bed and a night cap when going to sleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 When they say "run it up the flagpole" they are referring to me, 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwc Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Got it's own zip code 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Applying for statehood.............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I believe the King of Junk would be Fred Sanford?? Am I wrong? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 Catherine the Great was thinking of me when she died. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Restricted to living in a house constructed as a Faraday coil as it's properties upset the earth's magnetic field 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My wife says I have big hands. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I drive a small car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfbane Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Catherine the Great was thinking of me when she died. You are, I assume. aware that Catherine preferred her female servants for all maters except those of state? Especially in her old age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm pretty sure if it's OK to talk about during a Republican Nationally televised Presidential debate than I can talk about mine. So how big is it? I'm not braggin, (well just a little) but I do use it to eat peanuts and roll logs. So how's your swinging? Marty has "SMALL HANDS!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 5, 2016 Author Share Posted March 5, 2016 I stared down an engorged Bull once. He slunk away in shame when I showed him my... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimjimbo Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 You've heard of the "pocket perch" or the "trouser trout" , ...well, mine is the blue jean beluga whale. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I had to buy one extra wide sock. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwc Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Like the gas lines to Canada....I lay down the pipe. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I had to buy pants with one wider pant leg. Dress right doncha' know --- 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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