richieb Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 As Donald Trump might be heard to say - I may have small hands but I did just post #600. Or in other words - 600 Big Ones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jwc Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Snaked all the toilets south side of L.A. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I have the ****of an infant…..7 lbs 8 ozs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J M O N Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 The FAA came over and put a flashing red light on mine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 My truck's drivers side floorboards have 3 worn spots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 While we were peeing off a bridge my buddy stated that the water was cold; my reply was "yep, deep too" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USNRET Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I had to quit wearing shorts at age 6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2K Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 When I was born the doctor exclaimed, 'LOOK at the baby on that d**k' !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfbane Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 After 'a hard day's night' Snookums and his 'date' are just too tired to talk or type. They're both thinking; it not so much the size of your junk, its how you use: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 When I showed up to board the plane, United Airlines made me buy a second ticket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsear Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 It is 0200 Sat morning and my petition for statehood was granted - several times. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karsoncookie Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I can't compete. I have weinus en v. Lars 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 And it's deep too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I bestowed my potent extra to my 17 pound female dog who now regularly turns our 80 pound alpha male into her little blitch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coytee Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Something creepy about saying that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 Awe look, somebody sewed a button on a fur rug. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 When I showed up to board the plane, United Airlines made me buy a second ticket. I sued them for discrimination... We had a hung jury. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 I have the ****of an infant…..7 lbs 8 ozs. I was born 9 pounds 14 oz., and my little brother was 10 pounds 2 oz. when born, and that is the truth. All joking aside, my little brother is the only guy I know that has had several girlfriends leave him for being too big. One even told me she discussed what she could do to make it less painful with her parents, and I will swear on my love for my kids that really happened.... Roger 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derrickdj1 Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 anyone have one of these. Girls will blush. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montego Posted March 5, 2016 Share Posted March 5, 2016 (edited) Junkdawg hangs out the window when we go cruzin... Passenger side. Edited March 5, 2016 by Montego 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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