sputnik Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBShade684 Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 That is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cal Blacksmith Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 That is so close to the truth it is scarry!!!!![:$] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedcrankcammer Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 His Diary: How am I going to come up with the cash to fix the bike, when she spends all day and all our money buying crap! Roger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? What kind of a real man, would go to bed without figuring out how to get his cycle started. What kind of a real man who owns a motorcycle would be married to someone in a yuppie sweater and a big nose. Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. I'm suspicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Invidiosulus Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? What kind of a real man, would go to bed without figuring out how to get his cycle started. What kind of a real man who owns a motorcycle would be married to someone in a yuppie sweater and a big nose. Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. I'm suspicious. it was probably written by a woman who thinks she knows how men think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvel Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? A good friend of mine, now in his 60s, keeps a journal. He has written almost every day since he was a teenager. Then again, he is an historian. It's been interesting when he can tell you exactly where he was on any given day over the past 40+ years.From college, to Viet Nam, back... all the military bases he has been on, jobs he's hadBruce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boxx Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 His Diary: How am I going to come up with the cash to fix the bike, when she spends all day and all our money buying crap! Roger His Diary (really): If only I had better corners in this house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 she obviously didn't want to ride the bike to dinner--if she did, she'd have known that it wasn't running. she probably didn't want to stop by the tattoo parlor either, and either wants light beer or wine in a box. a bunch of red flags right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Brings to mind a classic statement: "We got a failure to communicate". JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? A good friend of mine, now in his 60s, keeps a journal. He has written almost every day since he was a teenager. Then again, he is an historian. It's been interesting when he can tell you exactly where he was on any given day over the past 40+ years.From college, to Viet Nam, back... all the military bases he has been on, jobs he's hadBruce Yes Marvel, your friend is not keeping a diary, he’s writing a journal. After all did “Big Bill” Steinbeck keep a diary, or “Papa Doc” Hemmingway? No way! They kept journals. No the last guy to keep a diary was a cat named Boswell. While he may have raised Samuel Johnson to the status of a “big man” thereafter no male would allow any of his offspring to be named Boswell. Why calling a journal a diary would be equivalent to taking a gun into a swamp to keep snakes at bay, when every guy knows perfectly well that a big stick is all you need. Enough of this, I’m off to pour some beer into my Cheerios. Do some other manly stuff. Scratch my stomach, lift my right cheek and let.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RT FAN Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I have seen this as a golf joke: "4 putts, who the heck 4 putts a green?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? What kind of a real man, would go to bed without figuring out how to get his cycle started. What kind of a real man who owns a motorcycle would be married to someone in a yuppie sweater and a big nose. Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. I'm suspicious. That was my exact thoughts on said thoughts, good thinkin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. Easy, because he won't have the money to fix the damage the hammer causes because they have to "go visit her family for the holidays". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. Easy, because he won't have the money to fix the damage the hammer causes because they have to "go visit her family for the holidays". So they visit the relatives. Said man get's his male in-laws to the side. They are sucking on some brewskies, natch. He proceeds to tell the story about how he took a hammer to his $15k motorbike until the thing surrendered. It got the message and starts flawlessly every day since. "Dude!!!!!" and high fives all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 you got a point there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 Thebes, "What kind of a real man keeps a diary?" I wouldn't call it a diary, but PWK carried a notebook in which he'd record the day's events, including bowel movements. Nobody questioned his manhood! Ecentricity perhaps, but not manhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 False, false, false. What kind of a real man keeps a diary? What kind of a real man, would go to bed without figuring out how to get his cycle started. What kind of a real man who owns a motorcycle would be married to someone in a yuppie sweater and a big nose. Besides. Why would a real man brood, when they could take a hammer to said machine until the friggin thing gets the message and starts working. I'm suspicious. He's also not a man unless he consumes lots of cheap, watered down lagers and avoids fanny packs (the TV told me so). That might assist him in getting the guts to hammer said machine into submission....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted November 5, 2011 Author Share Posted November 5, 2011 ....................They are sucking on some brewskies, natch............... Sorry Thebes, real men don't say "natch." Anyway, you guys are getting this all wrong - a real man has more than one motorcycle. The problem is probably just the stator anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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