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On 12/11/2023 at 5:06 AM, billybob said:

True enough. About like a southern accent pronouncing New Orleans.

Or almost anything else.

 

I tell people I went to public school, in Louisiana, what do you expect?

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On 12/11/2023 at 5:53 AM, Shakeydeal said:


 


Aahh, so you do know…

 

I say that because I’m from there and that’s all anyone ever called them.

My Grandma would say that you don’t eat a can you pee in. As we would laugh at people who said it while shelling pecans from the tree she planted as a girl. Lost her 6 years ago. Still have the tree though. 

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1 hour ago, CWOReilly said:

My Grandma would say that you don’t eat a can you pee in. As we would laugh at people who said it while shelling pecans from the tree she planted as a girl. Lost her 6 years ago. Still have the tree though. 


When I grew up, we always thought people who pronounced it the “other way” were uppity, lol…..

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I grew up in Illinois, which means, for the most part, that I have a newscaster kind of voice with no discernable accent.

 

I do tend to start sounding like anyone I am conversing with. Most people do that, some more than others. 

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big kiss, said she'd see him later and walked away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "She's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "

"Who's that woman with Jim? " Asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," Says her husband."

"Ours is prettier," She replies.

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