BigStewMan Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 one of my co-workers farted today … even though it wasn’t a secret, I don’t know why i told you guys that. Maybe laughing at farts keeps me young. Oh yeah, i also like to see people trip. NOW before you vote to ban me…i don’t want them to get hurt and once i find out they are ok, i laugh. Ever see the clip of President Ford falling down the steps when exiting Air Force One…that was funny! The best part was when he was at the podium afterwards…he claimed his wife pushed him. for the record, i fell down some steps at work last week and YES i laughed at myself. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The Chevy Chase skits with him falling always make me laugh. Physical humor can be hilarious with a word being spoken. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Didn't you work on the Arc? Look. Just cause I got fired off that job doesn't mean I wasn't doing good work. What can I say. I got distracted by a pair of Twins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Didn't you work on the Arc? Look. Just cause I got fired off that job doesn't mean I wasn't doing good work. What can I say. I got distracted by a pair of Twins. Didn't Noah have twin daughters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjd Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 What is considered old age nowadays ? You think you might be old when; ‘You think it is cool when you wake up and realize that all parts are still in working order, then give a hearty "thank you" and act just like you did the day before.’ ‘You remember your neighbors when they were old, wrinkled, burned out, tired, arthritic.....but not you, well you get the point.’ ‘Fairly soon, the government will want to send you a check each month for doing nothing, how cool is that?’ ‘You are old; however, you remind yourself that the Queen of England has been on the throne longer than you are old.’ You know you are old when you start asking yourself; 'What are my chances that I would break my hip if I fell?' 'Is it normal that I'm making more trips to the bathroom than I used to?' 'My sex drive is the same as it was 20 years ago, isn't it? 'I keep misplacing my keys, should I be worried?' 'What is the best way to control my weight? Dr. Oz? Anybody?' 'Should I be concerned that I'm having problems concentrating?' 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Travis In Austin Posted July 18, 2015 Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2015 Went up to Waffle House the other day to get breakfast for me, the wife and the Chihuahuas. While waiting for the food, started talking to guy next to me. Found out he was from the classof 72 at the same school, a year ahead of me and the wife. Did not recognize him, but we knew a lot of the same people, so he had to be for real. Man he looked old, I went home and lookedat myself in the mirror, am I that old looking and cant even see it? drible drible drible Would like photo of chihuahuas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pintoracer Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 It's like I tell people at work all the time, "The older I get, the younger you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnr Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Once you start letting your meat loaf, you are old...until then, all is good! Don't let your meat loaf. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 The ONLY way to keep from looking really old is to be really FAT. I'm very good at this. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMcD Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 You people should get on with your lives and stop whining and sniffling in self-pity. You wimps. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-pity Stop it; and stop it right now. I say that because I'm about as old as you are. WMcD 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rummy Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Didn't think it was self pity, just an observation, but I could be wrong though no one tells me. I will try and get a picture of the boys before vacation, if I can get to them to stand still together, which wont happen without giving out food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevenarrow Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 My mother referred to herself as middle aged last month. I had to remind her that she's in her 70s. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paducah Home Theater Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Old age, as one would expect, is a matter of perspective. I used to always feel that way, that age is just a number, until scoliosis caught up with me. Now at 39 I have two shot discs in my lower back, a shot disc in my neck, and a shot sacroiliac joint, all bone on bone. It really hurts, and I can't sleep because of it all. I always feel like I used to expect 65 or 70 would feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paducah Home Theater Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 (edited) It's like I tell people at work all the time, "The older I get, the younger you are." "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do." Edited July 21, 2015 by MetropolisLakeOutfitters 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fjd Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 It's like I tell people at work all the time, "The older I get, the younger you are." "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. Yes they do." Will the real David Wooderson please stand up? https://youtu.be/6Wf-mRo7C2I 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 21, 2015 Moderators Share Posted July 21, 2015 This is the oldest I have ever been. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonzo Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 You know you're old when you complain about the "music" your grandkids are listening to and you constantly tell them to turn it down! Hmmmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerolW Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Old age isn't for wimps. jerol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rummy Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 Old age is not fun sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted July 21, 2015 Share Posted July 21, 2015 "My next wife hasn't been born yet." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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