Jeff Matthews Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 6 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Sounds suspicious to me. She might be funded by some shady condiment cartel. never thought about that ... maybe she is part of the CATSUP crowd. Everyone knows that KETCHUP people and CATSUP people don’t get along. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 56 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: So my stomach isn’t in the greatest shape. Went to the doc yesterday and she said that i need to consider cutting back on the Ketchup and hot sauce. Can there be worse news? Having trouble with this one ... i’ve known Ketchup a heck of lot longer than i’ve known this doctor. I hate to pry and please leave out the "symptoms" but do the medical experts have a specific test for excessive Ketchup consumption? Do they check blood type? Type K I presume? Or does she just look in your back pack for discarded french fry packages ?!? I'm very keen on a healthy diet --- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 4 minutes ago, richieb said: I hate to pry and please leave out the "symptoms" but do the medical experts have a specific test for excessive Ketchup consumption? Do they check blood type? Type K I presume? Or does she just look in your back pack for discarded french fry packages ?!? I'm very keen on a healthy diet --- she was just mentioning stuff that are common culprits of causing stomach irritation. The typical acidy and fatty food list. Nothing that i haven’t been told a dozen times before nor advice that i’ve ignored. Give up Ketchup? Come on, can’t she just chop off a toe instead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: she was just mentioning stuff that are common culprits of causing stomach irritation. The typical acidy and fatty food list. Nothing that i haven’t been told a dozen times before nor advice that i’ve ignored. Give up Ketchup? Come on, can’t she just chop off a toe instead? Since it sounds like life's a bit dull up north keep going for the gusto --- . It's cheap and its legal --- "man cannot live on bread alone". Unless dipped in Ketchup --- 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 I'm not even going to click on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muel Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 6 hours ago, dirtmudd said: Good gawd that's funny! I think I'll just have mustard next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted February 23, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 23, 2018 3 hours ago, CECAA850 said: I'm not even going to click on that. You need to, it's very funny and well done. 15 minutes ago, muel said: Good gawd that's funny! I think I'll just have mustard next time. That is the funnest "how it's made" I have seen, they need more like that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 Hilarious 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 That was pretty funny. Thanks for the push. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 OMG Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now back to Catsup 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted February 23, 2018 Share Posted February 23, 2018 15 minutes ago, babadono said: OMG Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now back to Catsup That's why green ketchup was invented and marketed. It's all part of the preparations... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted February 23, 2018 Author Share Posted February 23, 2018 blood, cocaine, and urine ... nothing that i didn’t encounter on the streets of LA most days. It’s amazing how good it tastes when the three ingredients are mixed by professionals. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted February 24, 2018 Moderators Share Posted February 24, 2018 Sounds like another reason to not be there, you are professional enough to mix your own, if you don't know ketchup who does ? 9 hours ago, CECAA850 said: I'm not even going to click on that. I don't click on many of them but Ceptorman was the guinea pig so I tried it. It was funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 5:42 PM, BigStewMan said: blood, cocaine, and urine ... nothing that i didn’t encounter on the streets of LA most days. It’s amazing how good it tastes when the three ingredients are mixed by professionals. you will never be homesick... with a bottle of ketchup 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, dirtmudd said: you will never be homesick... yeah; but, i think California is missing me. I mean, I left the state and today i read that it was ranked 50th in quality of life. Did my departure have anything to do with that? Draw your own conclusion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garyrc Posted March 2, 2018 Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 2/23/2018 at 2:42 PM, BigStewMan said: blood, cocaine, and urine ... nothing that i didn’t encounter on the streets of LA most days. It’s amazing how good it tastes when the three ingredients are mixed by professionals. 26 minutes ago, BigStewMan said: yeah; but, i think California is missing me. I mean, I left the state and today i read that it was ranked 50th in quality of life. Did my departure have anything to do with that? Draw your own conclusion. Where else can you see someone writing on the sidewalk in his own blood? Someone asks, "What does that say? He says, "That spells my name." "Why did you do that?" "I didn't want to waste it." Or the old lady who hides among rows of greeting card racks. Someone mentions climate change -- or taxes -- or practically anything else -- and she comes barreling out screaming, "It's the ____"[name of ethnic group deleted -- she gets around to them all]. Traffic is unbelievable, crime swings up and down and up and down. But the drivers are better in San Francisco, than in, say, Boston, and the culture, the diversity, the "All Channel [non-electronic] Communication Net" are beyond compare. Glad to be on the Left Coast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigStewMan Posted March 2, 2018 Author Share Posted March 2, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 11:15 PM, garyrc said: Traffic is unbelievable, crime swings up and down and up and down. But the drivers are better in San Francisco, than in, say, Boston, and the culture, the diversity, the "All Channel [non-electronic] Communication Net" are beyond compare. Glad to be on the Left Coast! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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