mungkiman Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 ...a new barber trims your ear hair without asking. Any other measures you all have noticed? 3 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 You know the barber is old school when you give details and he proceeded to do it his way... Use a be beautician (lady) next time.. thank me later...; ) 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
y2keglide Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 ....you know to never trust a fart. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 your back goes out more often than you do! 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you sit in the tub and your balls float to the surface. 😀 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 25 minutes ago, mungkiman said: ...a new barber trims your ear hair without asking. . . . or braids your nose hair. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 12 minutes ago, JL Sargent said: When you sit in the tub and your balls float to the surface. 😀 I have the theme music from Jaws! stuck in my head now. daaah, dum 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When the little blue pill becomes your best friend... 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 11, 2019 Author Share Posted June 11, 2019 ...you 'lose' an argument with a youngster, simply because 'auto-correct' isn't the correct term for the "vocals" they listen through... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richieb Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 === well, it’s quite simple really. It’s when — ahh — ahh —. Sorry, I forgot what I was thinking 💭 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TasDom Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 .....when all of the names in your little black book have Dr. in front of them and MD. behind them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 11, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you walk into a room and forget what you went for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssh Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 ...when you look down at your di-k and ask, "What the hell is this for?". SSH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJkizak Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you meet someone new and trade business cards so you can remember his phone and address. JJK 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinmi Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you look forward to this month's copy of AARP mag in your mailbox! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polizzio Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 57 minutes ago, kevinmi said: When you look forward to this month's copy of AARP mag in your mailbox! Come on man, does anybody really look forward to the next AARP mag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 You'll must be some old farts 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 42 minutes ago, Ceptorman said: You'll must be some old farts 😀 As @y2keglide already mentioned, we don't trust those. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 11 hours ago, dtel said: When you walk into a room and forget what you went for. I must be a lot older than I think... ....... been doing that for 20yrs+ walking around the house, retracing my steps, trying to spark a memory of what I was going for. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TFR1 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you find 60 year old women attractive.😍 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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