WillyBob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 that's an advantage to getting older. When a 20 something male hooks up with a 60yr old lady..... it draws funny looks reverse the situation and everyone is "Good on ya!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 44 minutes ago, WillyBob said: reverse the situation and everyone is "Good on ya!" Yeah, like that's ever going to happen to me ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 You know you're getting old when.... What were we talking about? 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 when social security calls to check to see if you're deceased... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted June 11, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 hour ago, TFR1 said: When you find 60 year old women attractive.😍 Or when you would rather a 40 year old over a 20 year old. When the wife sees me looking at a young girl she says you like that "go for it", I usually say do I look like I want to hang out at the mall? But really what I hear is like Clint Eastwood said, " you feel lucky punk". 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When your hearing test is done and you realize that you've been giving advice and touting what tweeters are the best and you can't hear anything over 7000 anyway. 1 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 56 minutes ago, dtel said: Or when you would rather a 40 year old over a 20 year old. all conversations begin with, "When I was your age..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 5 minutes ago, WillyBob said: all conversations begin with, "When I was your age..." Or "back in the day" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillyBob Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 when things we bought brand new are now vintage. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgar Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 1 hour ago, WillyBob said: when things we bought brand new are now vintage. Worse than that -- we bought them new and put them on the shelf, unopened, for so long that they deteriorated to rubbish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDBRbuilder Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you've been wearing a beard for so long that you won't even shave it all off and start it over again because you're afraid to see what your face looks like WITHOUT the beard! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Isn't that why you grew it in the first place? 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RT FAN Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you realize that the advice of "Never pass up a bathroom when you are over 50" is actually your new mantra. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MookieStl Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When you stop buying green bananas. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HDBRbuilder Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 3 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Isn't that why you grew it in the first place? Well...yes and no...shaving laziness and having had a kinda "baby face" when much younger was the original reason.....and after I finally retired from the military a few years back, growing one was shaving laziness combined with fewer needs for bits of toilet paper all over my face due to shaving cuts! LOL! The benefit of having a beard as a "brain-housing-group-camouflage-cover" Had always been a part of the equation, though!😂 Nobody wants to be scorned as a public eye-sore, after all! They tear down buildings for that, ya'know??😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RT FAN Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 You don't have to buy new stuff because the old stuff you have owned for so long has come back into style. This actually happened to me when the firm was having a party at an outdoor bar and one of the kids here said look at Mr. Schaffer with the hip new sunglasses, I then told him they were older then he was. Tortoise shell Ray Bans, I guess they never really go out of style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnKuthe Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 19 hours ago, TFR1 said: When you find 60 year old women attractive.😍 :-) Many ARE!! I'm 59! John Kuthe... 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DizRotus Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 23 hours ago, HDBRbuilder said: . . . bits of toilet paper all over my face due to shaving cuts! Back in the day (~1970) two friends went to pick up their dates at a sorority house. One friend neglected to remind the other to remove the bits of toilet paper from his face before greeting his blind date. She wasn’t actually blind; if she were, the paper bits wouldn’t have been a problem. OBTW, bumped (literally) into Gloria Steinem (85) at the airport. She looked pretty good to this septuagenarian. She’s tall and trim and was wearing black jeans and a black denim jacket. I should look so good in 15 years. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco-d-gama Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 ...........When you get so deaf you can’t hear your own tinnitus anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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