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JJkizak Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 I can't wait until someone starts to tell really funny stuff on this thread. It is getting very boring. JJK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 1 hour ago, JJkizak said: I can't wait until someone starts to tell really funny stuff on this thread. It is getting very boring. JJK Go ahead. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1290 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 17 hours ago, JJkizak said: I can't wait until someone starts to tell really funny stuff on this thread. It is getting very boring. JJK Ok, back in the house w/ya! 😂 😂 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 This a true story. My grandniece, who will be four in January, was at the pediatrician. The doctor asked her if she knew her numbers. She answered, “I have a hypothesis.” The doctor said, “I think we’re done.” Next he asked, “Do you know what that word means?” She replied, “It’s a theory that can be tested.” The doctor said, “We’re done here.” Talk about slipshod medicine. He still doesn’t know whether she can count to ten. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorjen Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 OK, i'll chime in here Bruce. Please forgive me if this offends anyone. A guy with no arms or legs is layin' on the beach catching some Sun. A young lady walks by and feeling sad for the Man stops, leans over him and asks "excuse me Sir, but have you ever been hugged before?" The man replies"why no Miss, no I have not". She bends down and hugs him and then is on her way. A few moments later another young lady walks by and feeling sad for the Man stops, leans over him and asks "excuse me Sir, but have you ever been kissed before?" The man replies"why no Miss, no I have not". She bends down , kisses him and then is on her way. The Man is now becoming quite enthused by these events at this point.. A few moments later another young lady walks by and feeling sad for the Man stops, leans over him and asks "excuse me Sir, but have you ever been phucked before?" All of a sudden he is overcome by excitement and stutters "why, why, no, no Miss I, I, have not, not" The young Lady bends down over the Man and says "well you are going to be as soon as the tide comes in". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 And so...what do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Your names not Bob... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 2 minutes ago, billybob said: Your names not Bob... Dude... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babadono Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 24 minutes ago, oldtimer said: And so...what do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob. Bob-a -buoy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete H Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies. "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 37 minutes ago, oldtimer said: And so...what do you call a man in the ocean with no arms and no legs? Bob. A man with no legs playing baseball? First base. A lady with one leg shorter than the other? Ilene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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