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Temperature??!! Well, doctor, when you pull that thing out of my wife, there better be some numbers on it.

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"a lot of times when you get annoyed, you spit at people."  ???? I think I would cross this place off my list for somewhere to live.

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I do. It's 3.5 miles down the hill from me. That's just a good lesson... I'm going to forgive my beer, right now!

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Second amendment remedies.  Why aren't they being used?

 

And the joke keeps talking.  And the BS keeps piling higher.

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Washington’s dilemma whether to use a boat or walk is still being debated today; row vs. wade.

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On ‎9‎/‎30‎/‎2018 at 4:12 AM, JBCODD said:

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At least it was a river back then.  The latest meme I've seen is the current cnut in a boat crossing the sewer.

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Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. Nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelet and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirt and midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots

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