dtr20 Posted August 23, 2017 Share Posted August 23, 2017 I started dating a homeless woman. It's getting kind of serious, she just asked me to move out with her. Did you hear about the mother who injected her daughter with botox? She lost custody of the child. When they showed the daughter on TV, she didn't look upset. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1UC Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schu Posted August 29, 2017 Share Posted August 29, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 All my jokes are dirty, can't post them here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gottajam Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 On 8/29/2017 at 10:05 AM, A1UC said: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I had seen this before on another audio forum. This cracks me up. I showed it to my wife one day. She was not amused. I was though : ) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, gottajam said: I had seen this before on another audio forum. This cracks me up. I showed it to my wife one day. She was not amused. I was though : ) My wife cracked up when I showed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Mine cracked up over the comic about choosing between her and the lp's. She hasn't seen this one yet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billybob Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, oldtimer said: Mine cracked up over the comic about choosing between her and the lp's. She hasn't seen this one yet. Still laughing about the records or the wife,lol... Hope it is here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Two of my favorite gender related audio jokes are cartoons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 @dirtmudd posted this in @Full Range's "Vinyl - Record Spinning" thread. It belongs here also. 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtmudd Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 2 hours ago, DizRotus said: @dirtmudd posted this in @Full Range's "Vinyl - Record Spinning" thread. It belongs here also. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 LMAO, thats too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Honesty in Marriage 101 After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her. "Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million." "Don't be ridiculous," she replied. "I don't care who left it to you." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty? “Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age." His friend is really amazed and asks him how much younger he told her he was. "Actually, I said I was 87!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Girl: I took a bath in a tub full of milk last night. Man: Was it pasteurized? Girl: No. It was only up to my navel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 22 minutes ago, Woofers and Tweeters said: I don't know. He's lost a lot of Mylar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woofers and Tweeters Posted September 19, 2017 Share Posted September 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, DizRotus said: I don't know. He's lost a lot of Mylar. How am I going to fix this guy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timdog5000 Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 A man ran into his doctor's office one day, all excited. The nurse asked him what was the matter. "I have something wrong with my pecker," replied the man.The nurse told him that he couldn't enter the office yelling things about his private parts & requested that he go back outside, enter the office again & say he had something wrong with, say, his ear. The patient went outside and returned."I have something wrong with my ear." "And what exactly is wrong with it?""I can't piss out of it," came the man's reply. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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